i also typed this with my nose

i wanted to define ' i typed this with my nose' but insertpseidonym was 5 years faster. so yay

insertpseidonym: i typed this with my nose
me :i also typed this with my nose
insertpseidonym: i dont care

by hannahlolywhosteesyd December 2, 2022

You know I love food

Simply a song about food. You know I love food, food is my best friend
Food is my life, I am alive, I AM FREE, and I will never ever stop eating.

Person 1: "Bro you know I love food!"
Person 2: "Then shut up and listen to this song called "You know I Love Food"

by ILoveFoooooooooooooooooood May 21, 2021

i prefer a hot water bottle

A sexual erotic term for describing one's sexual orientation as the penis goes into any orifice of another person's body and then the former person pees inside to create a hot water bottle effect.

This term was used by D. Courtney from the British sitcom "Mind your language" when she was asked by the tea lady about her sex life she says," i prefer a hot water bottle". And this term clears all that she was an adventurous lady with weird fetishes.

by anonymous December 10, 2020

types of people that I hate their existence

These types of people will walk past you and you will complain to your friends about how they are extremely annoying even if you don't have any reason

types of people that I hate their existence and whatever

by pop off kween November 13, 2020

i have to think about things

The female que in every relationship that it's time to gather up your shit and leave

Girlfriend/What she says-"Sorry, but i have to think about things"
Girlfriend/What she means-"It's time for you to go."

by $0UL-$NIP3R January 23, 2015

I wouldn't take her to a dogfight

A term used to describe a hideous woman, or a woman so ugly that one wouldn't want to take her out in public

Jim: "I set you up a date with my cousin, Mildred this weekend "
Bob: "screw that, I wouldn't take her to a dogfight, she's so ugly!"

by Ocho-sinco November 21, 2016

This random crap I see everywhere

I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul…

Guy: *in YouTube comments of the YouTube video chip* Why do I see this random crap I see everywhere?
Literally everyone else: I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece.

by idkwhatnametoputhere August 2, 2023