PRESSIN ME

To continuously ask someone about information you want to know for your advantage

mishaun: so who were you otp with last night
me: Nb why you pressin me

by Yourdadtextmehey January 27, 2024

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Me at the zoo

Obviously the world's oldest YouTube video, uploaded in 2005 by Jawed Karim. He talks about the elephants behind him.

San Diego Zoo, California, 2005
Me at the zoo
Jawed: Alright, so here we are in front of the, uh, elephants. The cool thing about these guys is that they have really, really really long, um, trunks. And that's, that's cool. And that's pretty much all there is to say.

by iranoutofideas724 June 5, 2023

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Will money make me happy?

Yes. Absolutely. I created A.I. and I shouldn't have to work another day for the rest of my life. I've changed the world FOREVER.

Hym "The fat, useless vermin that surrounds me hold 2 contradictory positions. 1: That they are both happy and fine with their miserable gas station lives and 2: That I should be kept there as a form of punishment. Their life is the much-deserved punishment for their failure to work harder.... AND... They are happy and have a good life. No amount of hard work or self improvement gets YOU to A.I. and how would I know? Because you've been working hard up to this point and you are not me. You DIDN'T do what I did. I could have locked you in a room and given you an infinite amount of time and you STILL wouldn't have done it. Even THE EXPERTS... WEREN'T DOING IT. You need to stip trying to punish me and pay me for my contribution. If you're not going to stop I WILL give you something for which to punish me. I'll murder your fucking kids in whatever numbers I can manage. YOU'LL DESERVE IT and YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT. Will money make me happy? Yes. I don't give a fuck about dopamine responses. I don't give a fuck about meaning. I give a fucking about not having to live a life the quality of which is determined entirely by my inability to aviod deranged fucking vermin. They're RIGHT to murder your kids. Every time. No questions asked. I don't even need to read the manifesto. Even now I still haven't read a single one. I know why you did it. I wouldn't even stop. And neither should you."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

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