pulling a jordan

when u have brown hair and can't go 5 mins without making a sexual joke

pulling a jordan is when people ask you literally anything and you just HAVE to ruin the mood

jacob: "hey jordan what's up?"
jordan: "my ass."
jacob: "fuck you."

by your typical sveenth grade kid April 17, 2022

pulling an audra

when someone is so stoned that when they eat they fall asleep, wake up, chew, swallow, go back to sleep and repeat.

Frat Boy: damnnnn that hoe is pulling an audra right now!!

by dic whole April 10, 2022

Pulling a Mexican Pizza

When a retailer announces that they are going to discontinue a popular product, when it is merely a ploy to create a furor online for marketing purposes. (See: Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza)

Klondike says they’re gonna stop making the hugely popular Choco Taco, but I think they’re pulling a Mexican Pizza.

by btravis311 July 29, 2022

pulling a douchy

to get an erection

Dude, Kristen just walked by, and im totally pulling a douchy right now

Don't pull a douchy at the dinner table.

by Peaches491 November 30, 2009

Pull a Quasar

To be a terrible detective

K: Did you hear what Philip said? He wants to become a detective!

T: Oh please! He's just going to pull a Quasar.

by the weird guy frоm texas December 28, 2022

Pulling a Bub

To say you’re going to be somewhere but then cancel last minute.

Man, Bubba is pulling a bub again! He cancelled a minute before the event

by Pimp Bribiesca March 20, 2023

pull a judy

to make an ass out of an inmportant institution or person(s)

institutions: school, bank, etc.

persons: principal, president, etc.

A: those badasses are gonna pull a judy

B: pull a judy? i heard they were gonna hack into the school's system

A: yeah, you know, make the administration look stupid? they're givin' everyone A+++++'s man

by roflprocrastinationing April 9, 2008