Cock-eyed

To get blind drunk, in a manner where you can only see out of one eye, often making drunk texts extremely difficult as one is lacking any perception of their immediate surroundings

Bro I'm trying to text my misso but I'm so cock-eyed all my texst just look like "I libe yib for so much bsbe"

by N0th1ng September 30, 2023

go suck a big juicy black mans cock

a way of saying "go play dead cells its a good game"

hey bro, go suck a big juicy black mans cock
oh dont worry bro, I already have, its great

by gayfaguwu September 30, 2023

Cock grab day

Grab somebody’s balls and twist them in October

Cock grab day

by Cock and ball toucher October 6, 2023

cock job

1. A farmer.
2. A Homosexual.
3. A stupid or contemptible person.
4. A sexual act.

1. John: I’m doing a farmer rooster cock job.
Jack: Okay.
2. Ben: Why are a lot of cock jobs?
Johnny: Don’t say that.
Ben: Why not?
Johnny: It’s homosexual.
Ben: oh.
3. Person 1: You are a cock job!
Person 2: You should not have said that.
Person 1: Sorry.
4. Person 1: I had a cock job.
Person 2: That’s disgusting!
Person 1: Sorry, I don’t know what’s a cock job!

by KB_2024 October 6, 2023

Cock

Delicious

I sucked cock and it was delicious!1!11!

by Joediedwhosjoejoemama July 4, 2023

cock sniffing fetish

When a girl or guy wants to sniff your cock to turn them on

“I wanna sniff Aaron’s cock so bad, it turns me on so bad I think I have a cock sniffing fetish”

by Superdude917 July 5, 2023

Gold digging Venus cock traping hoe

When a females vagina has such ability similar to the venus fly trap. Upon entry The males cock is lured into postion using a range or techniques, usually only one is needed as the man is most likely surprised by the aggressive sexual nature of the trap. Once into her vagina via a fail proof method of using her unique ability to trap the penis using inner reverse mounted tooth she is able to ejaculate the male to force pregnancy therefore trapping him into 18 years of child support payments and ongoing abuse

"Ay man that hoe Ashlee I met, stay away shes a "gold digging Venus cock traping hoe " she got me good now she hitting me up for baby cash, I'm screwed"

by PsychoExgirlfriendptsdsurvivor July 14, 2023