'dog

The uncool fat way to say you like sans

"Want a 'dog? 10g. Yep. 'dog. No hot, and an apostrophe."

by HelpImAMcdonaldsworkerhostage November 18, 2021

Shmot Dog

A hotdog but instead of a bun it is a half toasted piece of light bread

Yo gimme dat Shmot dog homie

by IButterMyNutter August 28, 2020

Chowder Dogs

Individuals who lap up gossip to waste time in the workplace.

Cut the crap 'chowder dogs' and get back to work!

by Nivag Thig October 26, 2007

Dog

What it the dog doing? I never actually ever got this meme to be honest, like does he really want the mint or not. Like, bro dogs don't like mints. Didn't some random vine guy make that video? I'm not sure... BUT I do know that there are a lot of different kinds of dogs including, pit bulls, shiatzus, giraffes, camels. I REMEMBER! camels use the vomit in their stomach to spit out at people, kinda weird huh. I can't believe its 9:32 pm right now I got school tomorrow man. This is stupid. But I can go to sleep. I just recently learned how to curve a bowling ball. Its kind of cool because I got 3 strikes in one game, and a score of 72! Do you guys like bowling? I mean its fun. That also reminds me of the guy in GTA that said "Nico, lets go bowling." But other than that I guess I'm fine. I just start going when the what is when where to be of the philosophical beings. Dude, I'm going to bed.

Huh? where am I exactly in the erethemical plain of non existence of when the dog doing BING CHILLING where am I now?

by Joj2 March 9, 2023

Dog Boneing

When you stick a milk bone dog treat in your ass and have a dog eat it out.

I really like dogs, thats why Imma be dog boneing with my dog later.

by 12324354678765434567 May 16, 2011

dog nutter

A person, male or female whom places the well being of their pet or animal over a human being in dating and in life. The humanization of the animal by these people make dating complex. They cater more to then than they do to you, and if you aren't comfortable they seldom care. They are resilient to change.

My dog nutter gf can never stay at my house cuz she has to always take care of her animals.

by G$hustle February 10, 2024

That fucking dog

This stupid ass fucking dog I’m sick of this niggas shit like deadass it pisses me off I want to fucking kill it I’m sick of it, life is not all sunshine and rainbows nigga fuck this stupid ass dog and fuck them grades too but even more fuck this stupid ass dog it can literally fucking kill itself I’m not joking it’s fucking smile pisses me off and I’m done with this shit bro like deadass

Ruck that fucking dog

by Cameron wilson3939938363 April 29, 2024