The pull in

The sexual act a man with out functional legs performs to force himself inside another man.

After Dr. G used his penis pump to inflate his penis, he realized he could not physically use his legs or gluteal muscles to push his penis into the anus of his unconscious son...you see his lower extremities don’t function, he can not thrust his pelvis forward..So!...he developed a special technique, The Pull In...where he uses his powerful hands and arms to grasp the shoulders of his naked unconscious son, then he pull himself up his son eventually pulling himself in to his boy...

by Norman&Willie May 25, 2021

Pulled a Hoxton

Pulling a Hoxton is to leave when you don't get your way.

P1: Did Jeff really just leave?
P2: Yeah, Stacy wouldn't give him any tit so he left. Pulled a Hoxton. What a loser.

by FrostyBYT August 28, 2022

Tractor Pull

The process of one male, wearing Heelys (roller skates or rollerblades will do in a pickle), inserting his erect penis into the butthole of another male whilst both are standing. Ideally, you want to contract around the penis head specifically -- this allows more room for the individual being pulled to perform complex tricks and stunts thus raising the audience's level of enjoyment. The 'receiver' then clinches his butt cheeks, thus locking in the inserted penis, and proceeds to run as fast as he can in a straight line with the 'inserter' in tow. The distance at which the inserted penis is "lost" is recorded, and becomes the distance to beat. The individuals who achieve the farthest distance are awarded victors and treated as such.

Man 1: We did pretty good in that tractor pull.
Man2: Thanks.
Man1: I think we can beat our time though.
Man2: Yes.

by After Dark February 21, 2021

Pulled a cav

when your homie suddenly disappears from vc usually after a voice is heard on the background of his mic.

Where did you go to yday when you pulled a cav in middle of that apex match?

by MisGOD March 27, 2022

pull a pesci

To stop a bull session abruptly and prosecute a thoughtcrime in an obnoxiously aggressive way, as was done by the character Joe Pesci played in the movie Casino.

(a bunch of people laughing and joking about something all tongue-in-cheek)
Aiden: (music stops) Whoa! Whoa! Steve, what the hell?

Steve: What?

Aiden: What the fuck you mean by that? You think it's FUNNY that Oscar Pistorius is missing his legs? You some kind of ableist hatemonger?
Steve: Huh? Dude, he killed his girlfriend, and we're all just kidding around, man. Cool it.
Aiden: Maybe we should cut YOUR legs off! Then we'll see how funny it is. You know what? You disgust me, you hateful piece of shit. You should kill yourself.
(everyone quietly gets their keys and goes home, leaving Aiden alone with his girlfriend Ella.)
Ella: Jesus Christ, Aiden. Why the hell do you always have to pull a Pesci every time I take you anywhere?
Aiden: I was bullied in high school.

by MrJeMrJeeves March 12, 2019

Pulling a Marson

When an individual goes to a farmer's field and has sexual intercourse with a cow and drinks the milk afterwards.

Joe: Hey man, have you seen Jackson lately?
Paul: Yeah man, he was pulling a Marson last night.

by Broomball nevanski May 18, 2020

Pulling a Jeffrey

When you actively avoid every and any form of necessary social interaction that involves making plans for other people such as friends, family ect. This involves waiting to the last possible second to put together slapdash plans and excessive amounts of procrastination generally initiated by a male specimen.

Jane: Andrew is putting off our holiday planning. We only have a week before we are supposed to go. He always does this!

Ariana: Sounds like your man is Pulling a Jeffrey

by Totallylily:) April 18, 2018