death grip syndrome

An inability to ejaculate due to either psychological inhibition or through desensitization of the penis from one's hands.

he has death grip syndrome

by Bobbystrurrew July 12, 2023

Gamer Syndrome

Gamer Syndrome is a deadly stage within gamers who have been struggling with their addiction for years. But can start within only a few weeks or up to a few years. Symptoms may include: Lumbago, Sweat, Weight Gain, Testosterone loss, Cravings For Fast Food and Depression. If you or a loved one is suffering from gamer syndrome. Tell them to ‘go outside, bitch.’

My brother has gamer syndrome, I’m worried for his health. He may kill his chances of rehabilitation if he doesn’t act quickly.

by CummedPantz November 7, 2020

birkenstockholme syndrome

Kidnapped by hippies, but you like it.

He was taken around the country by hippies but he fell in love with the lifestyle. He had birkenstockholme syndrome.

by Yukon Carnivorous April 1, 2024

Tollner’s Syndrome

A disease present in a minority of humans and many spineless amphibians that presents with web like toes, bad breath, and the inability to grow over 5’6.

Damn bro! Do you see that short fucker named Dalton with the stank mouth over there? He needs some kohls shoes to hide his Tollner’s Syndrome!

by DartinAzorliade June 29, 2024

down river syndrome

When a person has chromosomal damage from living down river near Detroit

Man that guy has a bad case of down river syndrome

by Kauai-kimo September 23, 2022

trajan syndrome

Trajan Syndrome is a mental illness that retards the vocal chords whenever around an attractive person of the opposite, or same, sex. In some major cases, however, it suppresses the persons vocal chords completely making them mute.

"uh, uh... uuuhhh... HI I'M TRAJALINA!..."
"um.. do you suffer from trajan syndrome??"

by niggrchipz January 27, 2017

Down syndromic

Just another way to call someone with Down syndrome

Look at that retard he’s so down syndromic

by Sellout President September 5, 2023