Pulling a Cruz

An attempt to change the rules in order to hide or mitigate an embarrassing choice you made in the past. Usually attempted from a place of privileged entitlement.

Our sleazoid CEO is Pulling a Cruz and trying to get interns classified as “volunteers” so he won’t get fired for dating his intern against company policy.

by Wordbird1357 February 5, 2024

Pulled an Oreo

When a guy gets an expensive birthday gift from his girl and breaks up with her after his birthday or before the girls birthday.

Kylie pulled an Oreo on Megan

by Regular Kid OGM April 16, 2018

pull a judy

to make an ass out of an inmportant institution or person(s)

institutions: school, bank, etc.

persons: principal, president, etc.

A: those badasses are gonna pull a judy

B: pull a judy? i heard they were gonna hack into the school's system

A: yeah, you know, make the administration look stupid? they're givin' everyone A+++++'s man

by roflprocrastinationing April 9, 2008

pulling the chain

Jerking a man from behind while he is on all fours and your standing behind him

Girlfriend, I was pulling the chain like I was trying to start a lawnmower 😄

by @ladynewport December 23, 2014

pulling a douchy

to get an erection

Dude, Kristen just walked by, and im totally pulling a douchy right now

Don't pull a douchy at the dinner table.

by Peaches491 November 30, 2009

Pulled a James J

Any time police or legal authority get in the way of you accomplishing something

Johnny Jokes: Wheres Mike? He should have got to Club Ready hours ago...

Jimmy: O yea he pulled a James J and got pulled over for reckless driving.

Johnny Jokes: O he was probably honking at 5th grade girls again.

by Siggy Biceps June 1, 2009

Pull a Quasar

To be a terrible detective

K: Did you hear what Philip said? He wants to become a detective!

T: Oh please! He's just going to pull a Quasar.

by the weird guy frоm texas December 28, 2022