A man ( or women with a cock) with a tiny little penis, but say they have a big one, and is a super annoying piece of shit when they do.
TCPOS: will you sleep with me, I have a super big cock , you wanna see?
Women: hell no! I just don’t run into relationships right away! Dick face.
TCPOS: but , it’s big!
Women: no it’s not you tiny cocked piece of shit!
TCPOS: Sleeeeeeeep wwwiiiiiittthhh meeeeeeeeeee, myyy cock biiiiig
Women: ( punches TCPOS in face)
TCPOS : ( knock out cold)
Women: hell no! I just don’t run into relationships right away! Dick face.
TCPOS: but , it’s big!
Women: no it’s not you tiny cocked piece of shit!
TCPOS: Sleeeeeeeep wwwiiiiiittthhh meeeeeeeeeee, myyy cock biiiiig
Women: ( punches TCPOS in face)
TCPOS : ( knock out cold)
by Thehackiasack69690 April 17, 2019
Get the Tiny cocked piece of shitmug. 1. She’s not gonna let you hit bro”
“Dude I just said abuse is bad ??? At ease cock soldier”
2. He called his friend a ‘beta’ for holding his girlfriend’s hand—promotion incoming for this loyal cock soldier.
3. “You let her post you? You’re done for, bro.”
“And you post gym selfies hoping your bros will comment ‘king.’ March on, cock soldier.”
“Dude I just said abuse is bad ??? At ease cock soldier”
2. He called his friend a ‘beta’ for holding his girlfriend’s hand—promotion incoming for this loyal cock soldier.
3. “You let her post you? You’re done for, bro.”
“And you post gym selfies hoping your bros will comment ‘king.’ March on, cock soldier.”
by Tom75289 May 8, 2025
Get the cock soldiermug. usually referring as a large penis
by youngbutjung September 24, 2023
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After a good 3 pints, 4 shots and a group of very horny university virgins at the pub…
“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”
“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”
*a few moments later*
“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”
“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”
“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”
*a few moments later*
“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”
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