vommit on a cock

the act of fucking throwing up on your bbc whilst masturbating to have a better orgasm whilst one of your parental gaurdians watches on in fear.

mum-stop vomiting on your cock before i fucking beat the living fuck out of you. -vommit on a cock

by the guy who vommited o January 6, 2023

meat-cock

A penis that is too large to be erected, so all it can just dangle around like big soft sausage.

"Man, I wish my dick wasn't so big. I don't have enough blood to make it hard. I have stuffed it in like some sock filled with minced meat.
Dude, I don't care about your meat-cock. I don't even know you!"

by Hmanlyman February 9, 2020

Cock Whisperer

The name given to a woman who is capable of making the cock of a man hard after a wine

Weyyyyy Rasheda his cock get hard after you wine on him? Yous a cock whisperer!

by TriniAnon November 4, 2020

cactus cock

Dry mouth

My Mouth is so dry it's like I sucked a cactus cock

by anonymous November 7, 2020

harleys cock

the biggest one on the earth

scarl things harleys cock is huge!

by davedingle111 May 17, 2021

Alex Cock Ring

A really great male stripper who is cheap, outgoing, and free of most STD's.

(Alex Cock Ring) Damn Alex, back at it again with the cock ring

by samcat116 August 8, 2016

Cock. A. Long

A Cock. A. Long is a british french algerian undercover coppa/MI6 agent who finds their target so funny they cannot follow through with their assignment to arrest or assasinate.

Amelie Webb is a Cock. A. Long

by BONDY95 March 30, 2025