Zach

A "Zach" is something funny.

my class called me zach after i put chlamydia blood stained glass in my teachers socks.

by gugir April 24, 2025

Zach

An alcoholic who caught an Afghanistan Slushy from a call girl, this man has cock size issues.

Guy 1: remember that guy from HR for Afghan Slushie ?

Guy 2: yeah I heard his name is Zach.

by Get real 23 April 30, 2025

Zach

Zack is someone who sits in his room puffing on a Geekbar, and playing Fortnite practically all day.

Stranger1: Hey i met a guy the other day
Stanger2: how was he?
Stanger1: he was a nigger
Stanger2: so like zach?
Stanger1: yea…(sigh)

by lollygaggerorsomething May 1, 2025

Zach

Zach, someone who puffs on a geekbar all day, playing fortnite and being a tier 3 gooner all day long. or something like literally or something.

Stranger1: Hey i met a guy last night…
Stranger2: How was he?
Stranger1: he was like a nigger
Stranger 2: so like zach?
Stranger1: yea…

by lollygaggerorsomething May 1, 2025

ZACH GEORGIEFF

Zach is not a friend, number 1 OP, constantly stroking it behind his pants at morning tea, quite an unusual build. known for getting 20 people in trouble for sexual harassment.

Lachlan: shit i hate that dude
edward: yeah he must be related to zach georgieff

by Georgieffhater2025 May 11, 2025

Zaching it

When you fuck a lady boy and then record it and ai deepfake your own face on to their face and jerk off to it violently

I'm zaching it... Oh yeah feels so good...

by JamesTheMan19 May 20, 2025

Zach Claybrook

Someone who is hated universally

"I FUCKING HATE ZACH CLAYBROOK" -everyone
Zach Claybrook be like "I asked for a penny for my thoughts, got a whole dollar back. Guess my thoughts are worth more than I thought.' winks dramatically" and nobody laughed because he is not funny AND I HATE HIM

by bruhsnake11 April 13, 2024