your maw

1: The person who gave birth to you and can be described as ugly, fat, dumb or gay.
2: An insult

1: your maw is so fat her belly has more ripples than the pacific ocean!
2: So is your maw!

by hoihoihoihoihahafag June 5, 2009

Your Mom

As the real creater of the simple reply: “Your Mom” I meant for it to be a fun joke that I replied when my friend would ask “what are you doing.” Later my sister would use it for every reply she made making it quite famous around the school and around the country.

My friend: “Hey what you doing.”
Me: “Your Mom!”

by TheYourMomGuy October 9, 2018

Your perception of

Usually followed by a rudimentary concept, indicates to the listener that they have made an idiotic misintepretation that a child could see was deliberate.

Your perception of Jesus' words in <bible reference> is quite funny. Maybe we could you your own radio show for this shit! I'm sure that faggot show would love to have you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

your birth

The beginning of a retard

Hey remember your birth? - Guy 1

Jim? Please don’t be just another one of my hallucinations- Guy 1

by Yeet-Fa-Feet September 21, 2019

your such an idiot

"your such an idiot" a term used when your in love with your bestfriend

bestfriend 1 : Ugh
Bestfriend 2 : your such an idiot

by Dnf August 1, 2021

to your head

When someone passes some kind of alcohol or drug up, and gives it to you.

"Do you want that last Bud Light?"
"To your head."

by fox! July 12, 2007

Your opinion

Did I ask?

Take your opinion and throw it in the trash

by Sexas May 14, 2021