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New Years Eve

The one time of year everyone gets the chance to stay up late, get drunk and make dad jokes with an excuse. The next day everyone will be making bad pins and waking up at 11 am and wondering what the hell happened that night and why they woke up in bed with their ex.
"Hey what happened last night?"

"Last night? Don't you mean last year? It was also New Years Eve so what do you expect?"
by Unicornpie6666 October 21, 2019
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Every Single Year

A national holiday where everyone plays minecraft.
"Carol, what are you doing?"
"Playing For-"
"Stfu, wrong game. It's Minecraft time every single year."
by bruhmoney December 15, 2020
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Slap ass year

Free to slap any girl/guys ass whenever you want until 2023
by Mudslinger September 30, 2021
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once a year friend

A friend who isn’t readily available to you even though you swear you’re tight and refer to them as a bestie. Although you genuinely get along well, you’re still not in their top tier of go-to friends. Realistically, you’re just inbox and text buddies who may happen to hang once a year.
She thinks her once a year friends really give a shit about her, they wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire.
by Yellowcard65 July 26, 2021
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New Year Alzheimer's

An ailment which causes people to accidentally write the wrong year on papers, applications, forms, etc. It is a very common disease that occurs directly after the new year, and can last for several months.

This disease is rarely a problem, since writing the year on most things is pointless anyways. However, serious side effects can occur when tax returns, college applications, etc. are affected.
Teacher: "You've written 2011 on every assignment you've handed in this month. You do know it's 2012, right?"

Student: "Yeah, I just have New Year Alzheimer's."
by uuyb438iubf February 14, 2012
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6-Years' Nostalgia

The six years of permanent nostalgia you gain before existential realization. This mostly occurs between 4 and 10; though can bleed between and outside years.
Nostalgia is mostly found in non-dynamic music and environments, and their iconic features defined in your childhood.
A famous example of 6-Years' Nostalgia happened between 2008 and 2014, with gen-z of this time frame claiming it to be very different from other times.
by Findloo Chunk December 10, 2022
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New Year's Resolution

Something that you decide to do for an entire year starting on January 1st but end up failing after a month.
My new year's resolution is not to swear the fuck again.
by big hm December 27, 2022
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