Wizard

An all knowing wise Realtor of the highest power. The wizard is to be respected and bowed down to. The wizard can read minds but prefers not to. The wizard trumps all. Anyone disrespecting the wizard shall be black listed 'til the end of eternity.

My offer was never responded to, I contacted the wizard, Rob Bunis, and was disrespectful, now no one will approve my showings.

by Hardwork&determination January 3, 2022

wizard

fucking dope (as in cool)

"how was it?"
"wizard"

by wtfdoimakethis March 1, 2022

Wizard lip

A hairy vagina with very big labia

Bro that chick had mad wizard lip

by Mr.Dab March 22, 2022

WizardTurtle_Vr

He is a turtle who plays VR mostly gorilla tag. He was once asked to stop playing gorilla tag then he said "no" they never asked him again.

IS THAT WizardTurtle_Vr

by WizardTurtle_Vr April 14, 2022

Wizard

A Star Wars euphemism used to express that something is cool or awesome.

Hym "THEY BROUGHT IT BACK! THEY BROUGHT IT BACK IN 'BOOK OF BOBA FETT'! I FUCKING TOLD YOU YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS! THAT SHIT IS FUCKING WIZARD! LET'S GO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Iam "Wow... I forgot you nerd out over shit like that..." 😅

Hym "Shut... You know what? I'm going to let you have that one. But only because the only thing I enjoy more then being right is everyone else being wrong. Hahahahahaaaa!!"

Iam "Heh... Really? It's kind of nice to see you outside of your typical edge-lord framework."

Hym "And now you're pushing your luck..."

Iam "Hehe... Sorry..."

by Hym Iam April 17, 2022

Wizard

Super hella cool

“Danville is a wizard place to visit”
“Cloud shadows are super wizard”
“That’s was totally wizard”

by Wreckem May 21, 2022

Wizard

To sneak up behind someone and insert something into their butthole. When they ask, 'did you just insert your finger into my butt?', you lean forward to show them both hands and say, 'that's not my finger!'
'WIZARD!'

My gf is still upset, I wizarded her hard when she was doing the dishes last night.

by GremlinFOH June 17, 2022