boog willy

The act of picking your nose, then sticking your finger in another person's ear. Similar to giving someone a wet willy, except instead of your saliva, it's your booger going into their ear.

Jonny was being a douche bag, so I gave him a boog willy.

by Slaney June 15, 2006

Horse Willy

Typically the willy found on a horse.

Also an exclamation or silence-filler. This is usually accidental. A form of tourettes.

"So that's a big pile of Horse Willy then..."

"Horse Willy. So..when shall we go shopping?"

"I'm scared! Horse Willy. I don't want to see to terrible people at university today."

by terribleterriblefabulous January 16, 2007

Trouser Willy

A penis created by your trousers when you sit down and your flies roll up. Not actually a penis.

"Wooaaahhh, look at how big my trouser willy is!"
"Phwoar."

by Joelle M May 21, 2008

really willy

the act of having a drop of urin on the tip of your dick as you stick it to ones ear.

dude shes been around soo much id rather "really willy" her face

by cabbage juice August 17, 2009

Simple Willy

to get a blowjob from a random girl. straight blowjob, no bullshit. not a good on nor a bad one just a plain ol' blow j. use when needed but the meaning is changed when you talk to the girl who gives said blowjob for more then a couple weeks. you canot tell your friends you plan on getting a simple willy otherwise it isnt a simple will at all.

Steve- "hey frank did you hook up with that chick last night?"

Frank- "yeah dude she gave me a simple willy"

Steve- "you son of a bitch thats random"

Frank- "i know"

by duckfudger October 11, 2011

evil willy

An Afrian American's black hole which is known as the ass hole.

"DAYMN nigga, did jew see dat evil willy? Bitch wuz gappin!"

"Aww hell nah. Dat evil willy smelt DANKY fresh."

"Dammit Jacob, you smell like a black dudes evil willy."

by Cracka Master September 25, 2013

Kitty willy

After finger blasting a bitch you proceed to place the moistened finger into her ear or any nearby ear

I went to Zubar had a hot pocket then gave a bitch a kitty willy. pussy

by jlumz September 5, 2016