the brown ringer

While two person of the opposite sex are engaging in intercourse of a dog-like nature, the male partner slides a small cellular telephone, vibrate on, into the females anus. The resulting situation allows for a more literal booty call.
John was pounding that thirsty trick's vag doggie style when he got a phone call. Rather than answer the cell phone, he gave her the brown ringer.
by bobbyjoe003 November 10, 2007
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brown avalanche

A brown avalanche is the fecal equivalent of a golden shower.
Hank gave Cecilia $50 for a brown avalanche.

She climbed to the top of a stepladder and gave him his money's worth.
by scodder June 04, 2010
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Brown Seagull

Farting while receiving fellatio so as to make your testicles flutter by the force of the wind.
I was getting head from this chick I hate and I totally gave her a brown seagull. It was amazing.
by Samdog III September 08, 2008
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brown whirlpool

When you flush a toilet and try to shit fast enough so it goes down with the water.
Yo! i just tried a brown whirlpool and i was to slow, so i had to flush again.
by Ktooms July 11, 2007
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Brown Thomas

When a guy does somebody up the ass and before ejaculation he partially pulls out leaving the head of the penis in the ass and masterbates until he cums. The term originates in Ireland and is named after an upper class store in Dublin
I was with this chick last night and I gave her the Brown Thomas. Anal Sex
by Charlie-O March 09, 2009
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Errol Brown

Another name for the drink Hot Chocolate. Derived from the British pop band from the 70s & 80s, of which Errol Brown was the lead singer.
Gaz: Fancy an Errol Brown mate?
Dean: Ooh I could murder a Hot Chocolate, everyone's a winner!
by GazCT February 05, 2012
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brown handshake

When you reach into a used toilet bowl up to your elbow to try to remove a clog.
"Wow James, you were in the bathroom for a while. Did you just do a brown handshake?"
by Mr Smoothy November 07, 2012
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