unicorn

A unicorn is someone who knows they're magical and isn't afraid to show it ; made popular from the show "Glee" when it was said by Brittany to Kurt

“When a pony does a good deed, he gets a horn and he becomes a unicorn and poops out cotton candy until he forgets he's magical and then his horn falls off. And black unicorns, they become zebras."

"A unicorn is someone who knows they're magical and isn't afraid to show it.”

by lovesong13 November 13, 2011

unicorn blood

the most magical substance of all!
extremely rare..
drink it and your part magical.. and you can do anyhting..magiacll..

"duddee you just scored somee unicorn blood."
"DUDE!! that shit is so rare"
"iknoww! how sick is this?"

by chirssy June 26, 2007

Unicorn

Don't call it a horse; it's a unicorn. It's mythical, magical mysterious, not plain. It has wings like a pegasus and a nice white coat. It grants wishes and prances inthe rain. It came around in 8000 BC. Noah's ark wasn't built b4 it. Do you think its not real? Full house; it's in the background fool. Eating grass all day; partying all night. It'll grant your wish right before your eyes. They hide in your hills and eat all your apples. They also write the facts on youur Snapples. You can thank them later for that.

Person 1:
Hey! Look at that Unicorn!
Person 2:
Hey, where's my apple?

by ;3; July 12, 2011

Unicorn

1. An animal that kicks ass.
2. I rhinocerous. That's right. I just crushed your dreams.
3. An extremely malformed smiley face.

awesome person 1: <:D
awesome person 2:...is that a unicorn?

by ....:D July 25, 2010

Unicorn Burger

What Craig Ferguson ate while he was in Paris, France. Aired on the intro to the July 15th 2009 show when he was talking about what the French eat.

Craig Fregusonunicorn burger

by Duncdar July 14, 2009

unicorn girl

A girl that is obviously obsessed with unicorns so much that she owns a unicorn bedspread and a unicorn sweater she also rocks cool rainbow hair 🦄

Jasmine is such a unicorn girl

by Jasmine hart June 18, 2018

Unicorn

An individual who is half Jewish. It is derived from the myth that Jewish people have horns (a biblical misreading) and as such, an individual with only half authentic Jewish ancestry, has only one horn...hence a Unicorn.

My mother was raised dutch-reform, but my father is Jewish, so I'm pretty much a straight up unicorn.

by communistashes. March 8, 2009