Thing One

the best person in the whole freaking world. true to her friends, and a beautiful girl inside and out.

A Thing One added me on FaceBook the other day. Fuck yes.

by roflings July 28, 2010

one thing led to another

A phrase used by men when telling stories. This phrase is used almost inevitably referring to sex.

We went back to my apartment and started watching the movie. well, one thing led to another and the next thing you know i'm banging her

by Moomoomoo2 October 21, 2008

That Thing

A horrible, not perfect, ugly person. Prob someone that does not have many friends.

Man A-"DUDE! look at that thing over there!"
Man B-"Which one?"
Man A-"The one by the doors!"
Man B-"Dear god........"
Man C-"RUN for your lives! its walking this way!"
Man A,B-"OMG!!! its got my arm!"
...to be continued

by Tru-Six-1-Fo March 11, 2009

the damn thing

To have/had sex
Do the damn thing,
Did the damn thing

He called last night and asked me to come over. We did the damn thing till 6 in the morn, baby!

by JFunk January 28, 2006

thing-a-ma-bobber

When you can't think of the right word for an object.

I was looking in the store and i saw this awesome thing-a-ma-bobber that allows you to see calls on your tv

by Oh...baby March 18, 2007

you poor thing

a saying referring to a man doing a thirst trap wearing a ghostface mask

*Person sees a figure slightly resembling ghostface*
Person: "you poor thing."

by sussiestimposter September 12, 2021

the damned thing, the 'damned' thing

n. euphemism for oral, anal sex acts performed by black brothers.

Holla at cha boi and let's do the damned thing instead of just chillin' about it.

by Richard Black April 20, 2005