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turtle low

Operating at the lowest speed. Coined from the throttle on most riding lawnmowers with turtle being the slowest you can go.
Jake looks like hell after last night, turtle low all morning.
by expert464 December 7, 2015
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Turtle retreat

When a bitch is taking a literal shit and you ram your cock up her ass.
Damn dog you made that "turtle retreat"
by Turtle tickler October 8, 2016
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turtle tennis

Where snot is in your mouth and you kiss/ spit in someones mouth and put the snot in there mouth and it goes back and forth.
by Moist Minge December 10, 2016
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turtle tennis

Where you rip off your Turtles head and throw it back and forth with a friend.
Why did she want to play turtle tennis last night, it's gross!
by Moist Minge December 10, 2016
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turtle pond

The shitter, bog or crapper. When you have the turtle head you must return it to the turtle pond!
Let's go.

Give me ten minutes, I've got to visit the turtle pond.
by Shuaman December 13, 2016
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Turtle-dipping

Where you rub your dick in turtle food and let a turtle eat it off of the penis
"Dude, You should try turtle-dipping sometimes"
by Turtle Dipping December 24, 2016
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turtle bobbing

When your poop keeps coming in and out like a turtle Bobbing
Trent let me go to the restroom I'm turtle bobbing
by Mcsavage02 July 14, 2016
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