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Humid-a-tittie

Irritation to the undercarriage of the female breast due to the combined effects of environmental heat, tight under garments and dim titties being plump AF.

Common Side Effects: Tender red patches in the folds of the breast, tit zits, chest wetness, a general sense of irritability.

Not so rare, serious side effects: Placing any absorbent material in the cleavage crook, going braless in the office, asking for a divorce.

When to call a Doctor: Serious consideration of a breast reduction.
Either Rebecca missed her mouth at the water fountain again or she’s got a severe case of humid-a-tittie.
by AmeDame July 9, 2021
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Flapjack titties

Sundried titties literal pancakes. Skin flaps with nipples
Damn that girl got hanging flapjack titties like sundried tomato s. She lost her her titties in a titty depository box. Looking like national geographic
by Jjfazz July 10, 2022
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titty candy

Something you do not want, usually stored in a woman's bra
Tiffany:"Here, have a couple spare quarters I had. "
Justin:"Girl I don't want your titty candy."
by CCPBMXIXMBC January 31, 2018
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titty clitty

Noun: A nipple. Particularly on a woman however, this term could be used for either sex.
Can often times be sensitive and becomes erect when aroused, similarly to a clitoris.
Plural: titty clittys.
1. I'll get things started by tweaking your titty clitty.
2. Damn girl, you must be cold! I see those titty clittys trying to poke holes in your shirt.
by TheAdmiral78 January 11, 2022
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Titty Tat

self-explanatory; a tatoo on one's breast, preferrably female.
Woman: Yo, check out my new Titty Tat!
Man: Mike got one too!
by BigTittyTat December 25, 2010
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Shagritty Titty

Hey man what happened to your lip”
“I was with a girl last night and she had a shagritty titty.”
by Big Kaylon June 6, 2022
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Pineapple titties

A thing of great importance, but is easily stolen. They are usually taken for revenge.
“I stole Layla’s pineapple titties!”
by AAEGH and a half April 12, 2019
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