Tied up mullet

A Mullet combined into a Bun or a Ponytail & worn mainly by Islanders

Barber: Hey bro what can I do for you today
Customer: Skin Fade with a Tied up mullet

by NorthBoy99 June 1, 2025

Tired as a mo fo

Tired and does not want to be bothered but you can't cuss

Man I just woke up and I'm tired as a mo fo

by Errec July 5, 2025

Tiede Effect

When one says or commits something inappropriate or raucous, they often find a Tiede within their immediate vicinity. A Tiede is a teacher who has the unfortunate tendency of always being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Person 1: If you don’t shut up I’m going to grab your ballsack and give you testicular torsion.
Person 2: Oh shit, shut up! There’s a Tiede!
Person 1: I swear to you it’s the Tiede effect!

by Fraud Hornist October 15, 2025

Tildo

A dildo made by the process of Tilling.

Avery: “Noem baby have you seen my TILDO?”

by Masterofgorp December 1, 2025

Sarcastic Tilde

A deviant sexual act performed by copywriters. Usually involves insertion of one or more euphemisms into areas of language.

"Dude, she ask me to write a new headline for that Thanksgiving full-page.. So i pushed back my chair and totally gave her a sarcastic tilde"

by artdirectorjake March 11, 2009

turkey tired

Post-turkey exhaustion, especially on Thanksgiving.

"Dude want to go to the movies tonight?"
"Dude no thanks I just had thanksgiving dinner, I'm so turkey tired"

by mdanny December 15, 2008

one-timed

1.to get your ass rolled very quickly, usually in one punch.

2. jumping someone never to be seeing them again.

guy 1: Remember that time that Thomas one-timed his older broter.
guy 2: yeah after he dropped the x-box controller and then got mad at Thomas.
guy 1: yeah, Thomas totally one-timed his ass again.

by JOHN THOMAS CHRIS GRAHM. January 25, 2009