Calm driver

1. P1 in qualifications

2. All eyes on the light at the start

3. Having the pace and leaving no space in the inside

2. Fighting for positions making tight turns to keep pole position

3. Always reading the situation in front of you

4. Always having your dad watching, never losing control, realizing all or nothing expectations

I had a really good start, there was a lot of cars in front of me, I didn’t let my emotions get the best of me. Commenter: Crossing the checkered flag, who will stand up in this calm driver at the next race?

by championship-know-who May 29, 2025

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Sick driver

Someone called obi in a Skoda driving round the hard enz with his boys in surrey

Oi oi I’m a sick driver like Obi

by Dr cool boy July 13, 2019

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Screw-you Driver

Someone who pulls out in front of you, then proceeds to drive 5 miles under the speed limit

this dumbass pulled out in front of me on my way to work today. I shouted “screw-you driver” at the top of my lungs .

by billy baby 333 January 29, 2021

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Pile-Driver Dildo

A 'Pile-Driver Dildo' is an act in which a man purposely gets a hemorrhoid or 'piles' and begins to fuck a girl in the pussy with the piece of the small intestine which is hanging out of his asshole.

Aron: How did you enjoy my party, last night bro?
Luca: Eh, It was pretty good until I accidentally walked in on Requise giving Mitchell the old Pile-Driver Dildo in the fuck room
Aron: My parents have a fuck room?

by oneinchpunisher December 28, 2019

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Driver Seat Syndrome

The kind of person who always needs to be in charge.
Game Server or Lobby? He is the Admin or Leader.
Driving to McDonalds? For sure he is the Driver.

Daniel has to be the one who creates and leads the Game Lobby.
"Daniel has serious Driver Seat Syndrome again"

by AimAbraxas April 20, 2020

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