garment worm

A very tiny penis 🕵

" I have a huge schlong!"
"No you don't it's a garment worm!"

by Kanye2020 December 27, 2015

Can of Kettle worms

This here is an evolution of 'That'll be a kettle of worms' which was a gem mixture of 'a fine kettle of fish' and 'a can of worms', all three meaning to describe a difficult situation or problem.

My guess is that the speaker was unsure what was in the can and wanted to make sure to cover all basis

Bro 1: Dude did you read the email, they just shoved out our CEO
Bro 2: Dude you don't want to open that can of kettle worms

by Be May November 27, 2022

WORM

White Old Rich Male

Having been in power since pretty much forever, most WORMs are committed to preserving a white male-dominated status quo.

Ever fearful of anything that could challenge their status or deny them something they want, WORMs make sure to stick together to shield each other from any responsibility.

A: Do you think the government will do something about it?
B: Nah. It's full of WORMs.

by worm eating enthusiast October 30, 2018

wonder worm

(n.) a small penis attached to a man who knows how to use it.

Gertrude~ So what's it like making love to Robert? I thought he had a chode?

Sarah~ It's actually amazing, and I wouldn't call his male member a chode; maybe more of a wonder worm because he knows how to use it alright!

by polypeptide papi November 19, 2018

worm pancreatitis

an expression used when something extremely saddening or maddening happens

"shit man, my worms got pancreatitus. i am not in a good mood"
"Man, what happened?"
"my grandmother just passed."

"this is a fat load of worm pancreatitis!!"

by small pox fan 123 October 8, 2025

worming off

masterbating

I know this douchebag is home. He's just not answering cuz he's in there worming off to interporn.

by Trebuche Sans February 26, 2011

Worm

wiggle

hi worm

by fat emo September 18, 2021