Waste Weasel

When your pet becomes a scavenger of the waste lands of your environment.

Example: "I dropped crumbs on the carpet and that's when the waste weasel came a runnin."

by Mischiepple December 31, 2020

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national wasted my time day

Oct. 12th is the day to post people who wasted your time!

girl: hey it's national wasted my time day!

boy: oh let me go post my ex girlfriend!

by kankei October 11, 2022

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waste time

To masturbate, jerk off.

The afternoon was so boring that I devoted myself to waste time thinking of a girl living nearby.

by Freefaller fogey December 22, 2017

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Pantry Waste

The food in your pantry that needs to be thrown out.

I just cleaned out the pantry and threw out 5-year-old bag of lo mein noodles. What a pantry waste.

by Wyco Boyd March 2, 2019

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white boy wasted

an activity between two white boys getting super fucked up (drugs/alcohol)

person 1: hey oomfie person 2 wanna get white boy wasted
person 2: fuck yeah

by silly billy??? September 18, 2023

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Wasted

Getting so fucked up that the following happen: vomiting, blacking out, not being able to stand, cannot walk straight, feeling like death, going numb, incredible stupor.

Guy 1: Yo did you see that guy outside of the dorm last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man, he high fived me and went back to puking.
Guy 1: Dude he was SO WASTED.

by Outdoorsman8k August 20, 2017

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