Golden Valley High School

A crappy school full of minorities and AP's who only like basketball and football

TOM: So why do you go to Canyon instead of GVHS?
MARY: Because Golden Valley High School sucks
TOM: Too true...

by ninjaplz February 7, 2009

Valley Girl (Rio Grande)

A girl that will manipulate you, make it seem like she has a lot of money. Nasty, sleeps around, steals, lies, takes advantage of men that like her. All around bad news. Talks not with a mexican accent, but a singing tone.

She's hot, where is she from? Oh shit she's a Valley Girl bitch is easy, just buy her a drink or something!

Valley Girl (Rio Grande)

by poopbreath May 11, 2010

Ralston Valley High School

Ralston Valley High School The mustangs, first it's a school swarming with hot babes. Like seriously I hear they freakin are bred there. They dominate well, everything and anything which comes to no surprise. They have closer ties with wheat ridge than one would think due to their comrades on the lacrosse team which is extremely beast by the way. But really I mean, can you say bragging rights? What a school, it has to be better than arvada west (notice this school is not capitalized since it's so gay). Because I mean really the kids at RV are smooth phresh pimps. What more is there?!

Ralston Valley pimp: Ralston Valley High School is straight up thuggin'.

arvada west kid: yeah, were straight up gay.

enough said.

by Lax bro 559532456874374824900 March 6, 2011

happy valley/goose bay

The grundle of the world. Depressing little hole that should be filled in. Accesible only by long, long dirt road or even longer boat ride: "voyage of the damned". Home of the chocolate weavils.

I would soon contort and defacate in my own ear than return to happey valley/goose bay.

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 16, 2003

Castro valley high school

Castro valley high where rich white kids try to be ghetto. everyone skips class and talks $#@%. the students are very rude be careful of the theater choir and band kids they are a cult like the holy trinity they basically rule the school. every bathroom is filled with smoke would suggest waiting to go tell you get home. 60% Asian 30% white 10% everything else. at this school everyone is soooooo quirky and cool that nobody is. warning beware of the monsters called the viscos they are everywhere.

I have my hot Cheetos, hydro flask, ukulele, vape, and back pack. I’m ready to start a new day at Castro Valley high school.

by ADisappointment February 12, 2020

Putnam Valley Middle School

A weird ass school that’s home to one of the worst modified soccer teams in NYS. Filled with annoying ass fifth graders and seventh graders who think juuling is how you get popular. The eighth graders are fine though.

*Inside a Putnam Valley Middle School Bathroom*
Seventh grader: Yo can I hit your juul?
Eighth grader: Nah man you’re whack, I don’t want to catch mono from you.

by Mango56 January 27, 2019

Valley view middle school

A school full of shit talkers, wannabe gangsters,teacher pets,and skater kids.

Valley View middle school is a school of kids waiting to go to simi high school to start more fights and roumers.

by A metal tree May 8, 2022