triple-threat lane

Noun:

A car lane at a major intersection where one has the rare opportunity to legally go right, left, or straight.

Driver: (rapidly approaching major intersection)
Shit man, I have no idea where to go. Wtf am I gonna do??

Me: No sweat man, its a triple-threat lane, you can do whatever you want.

Driver: Oh shit, a triple-threat lane?! That's fucking awesome!

by Limit531 November 25, 2009

triple sided bitch

A triple sided bitch will fuck you and your friends, your relatives, and your father.

Oh hey, look at that triple sided bitch!

by B money March 14, 2020

triple crown trophy

Fictitious award that one earns when they have sex with three different people within a 24 hour period.

“I had sex with with John after dinner last night, then went to Paul’s and had sex with him, and Mike cane over and I had sex with him!”
“Congrats on earning your triple crown trophy!”

by Missmaryjennifer August 12, 2018

Triple Under Performing

Triple Under Performing, is when your below the lowest guy, your worse than even the guy that did nothing.

56% of your salespeople are triple under performing.... Might as well fire them!

by aim alytics February 17, 2010

Triple Tai Rudder

A Triple Tai Rudder is when three males get completely naked and grab each others arms to masturbate. If done correctly arms will be formed into a perfict swirl meant for a girls head to be in the middle and get semen in her moth and face.

I did a triple tai rudder at Joe's party.

by JCKc February 9, 2015

Triple Dick Terror

When you and two other male volunteers get duck tape and tape each others dicks together, forming a tip triangle. Everyone in the experiment then begins furiously masturbating and when on cumming, the three men exchange cum through the triangle.

Me and my friends John and Todd did a Triple Dick Terror at the party yesterday!

by Grave Guy June 13, 2021

triple scoop

The act of having sex with a whore of a girl, thrusting your man meat into her vagina, then into her butt, and finally blowing your load in her face/mouth.

Dude, do you remember when Jeff gave that chick the triple scoop at seaside and ended with the vanilla? He should have just mark bolted her instead.

by Kim-Jae December 26, 2007