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open happiness

(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)

a) drink rum and coke
b) to have an orgasm
girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half

girl b) it's our alco-laws; I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union. Drink beer, wine and maybe rum and coke- since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.
by Sexydimma April 5, 2015
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vein opener

A song, story, or other work of art so abjectly depressing that it makes you want to hide all the sharp objects.
I don't know what I was thinking when I decided to put Paula Cole's classic 90s vein opener "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?" on a mix for listening to in the car. Totally inappropriate.
by Lady Csyde July 25, 2016
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Open-triangle

When you ignore another person's snap.
Dude this kid keeps on sending me stupid snaps I got no choice but to open-triangle
by fivesome August 14, 2016
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I'll slice you open like an envelope

Used commonly by football hooligans, 'I'll slice you open like an envelope' can hint that the person saying the phrase is carrying a knife and intends to use it lethally on the person they are saying the phrase too. Can also mean that the person it's being said too acts 'big' and 'untouchable' and the person saying it is easily going to beat them up.

'Threat'
Football hooligan- 'you think you can take me on?'
Opposing team football hooligan- 'I'll slice you open like an envelope'
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Grand Opening

The deflowering of a girl.
She had her grand opening...with the ribbon, mayor and giant scissors!
by Jay Mott November 13, 2016
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eyes wide open

Two partners start kissing one another with their eyes open and who ever closes their eyes or laughes looses.
Me and my boyfriend played eyes wide open last night and I won!
by Rayann24 November 14, 2016
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Festivus opening

An act of closeted homosexual relations between a scruffy straight man and a metrosexual in denial.
I should not have gotten into that festivus opening last, I will be sore for days and I can't, nay won't, wear sweatpants.
by Patty90 March 27, 2016
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