Harry Maguire

Manchester united keeper, David de gea worst fear.
Harry maguire has never learnt how to play actual football and often ends up attacking his own side of the field.
He is knonw for just 20 own goals in just 3 seasons at man united.
Often owns the song Gangsters paradise.

Harry maguire lost to a 5 year old at football .
He scored all the goals which were own goals.

by Shadowbalde 710 July 16, 2023

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harry webster

the sexiest, most talented person to ever graciously step foot on this planet. his pure girth is undeniably huge and his cannon ball-like testicles could bulldoze through anything willing to challenge it. his mum also wears shin pads to work.

lola: have you seen harry webster?
niamh: oh my his balls are exponential!!

by harrywebste September 6, 2021

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Harry Birthmas

When your birthday is so close to christmas that people give you one gift for both occasions.

Harry Birthmas! I'm too lazy to give you two different gifts at two different times.

by Nosila November 10, 2010

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Harry Gabbott

A strange boy that likes to sneak up behind girls sniff their hair and whisper into their ears. He usually whispers stuff like "I wanna eat your ads and then penetrate it with a potato."

Be careful there has Been many people fallen victim to Harry Gabbott

by VeryBigBoi July 21, 2019

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Harry Fisherman

When you gel your mustache into a rounded hook then proceed to dip it into a woman's asshole only to fish out a dingleberry and slither it into your mouth with your tongue.

"What's that shit on your face?"
"I just gave my bitch a Harry Fisherman"

by Cum in my ass & call me Obama April 23, 2017

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