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Guts Stan tears

A glass of Cum also known asthe hawk meat rider’s mead”
“I’m drinking Guts Stan Tears”

“Bro that’s weird as fuck, but I respect your choice and I just hope you won’t start debates on the internet about how a fictional character who did everything wrong, somehow did everything right.”
by Sunjoy Enjoyer5 February 9, 2023
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pumpkin guts

that one pornhub video where the guy sticks his dick inside a pumpkin and his step sis is all like omg you saved it for me??! you know how much i loove the seeds ;)) then the mom is like grgrgrrrrrr then he fucks her while hiding behijnd a couch wowza
my favorite porn hub video is that pumpkin guts one
by nuerdle February 20, 2023
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Gut Nuts

I had my fallopian tubes removed and now my gut nuts are floating around like satellites.
by CrimsonKitten October 10, 2023
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Honey Nut Guts

When someone gives a blowjob to completion and swallows after having put honey on the dick they were sucking.
Did you hear? Lisa woke up horny yesterday so George gave her some honey nut guts to start the day.
by RadioCryptid October 15, 2023
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guts being filled

Literally means when someones male sexual organ is in somebodies female sexual organ or in the anus.
English Teacher: Class , I'm pregnant.
*Me imagining her husband guts being filled by her husband*
by urbandictionist111 October 30, 2023
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Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer

When a sweet mild slides down your shaft with the precision of a well organized milf poking causing her velvet cavern to reorganize
Damn, that was a Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer. She must have kids and loose morals
by Dr. Moosknuckle December 28, 2023
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Singaporean Gut Fucking

when you have anal intercourse with a man and his asshole prolapses and his guts begin to fall out of his body but you keep going and do not stop the intercourse
Mark "hey man how was that gay bar last night"
Jeff "it was great until I got a Singaporean gut fucking from this black guy named Octavion"
by Singaporean man January 1, 2024
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