stutter fingers

i try to get out what i want to say before i can actually humanly type it.

i really have to stop trying to type faster than i can

stutter fingers is when you're on msn and you have something to say, and try and type it out really quickly...but it comes out in jibberish.

It's like normal stuttering but for the fingers

by hollyy.heart.loser September 28, 2006

Pickle Finger

Manually stimulating a woman for so long that your fingers begin to get prune-y.

I gave her the ole pickle finger last night.

by Jerrah1981 December 18, 2013

Finger of God

Touching the finger of god usually takes a strong Hallucinogenic, but when achieved, one feels completely still in mind and heart, it's when the worries in life aren't answered but are sorted out to grasp in a new perceptive. Life is looked at with a lens of hope and honesty.The finger of god can be compared to enlightenment or in a theological sense, being born again.

Scott- hey, how you doing?

Brett- I don't know, I feel different...yet I feel the same...I'm confused...but happy...I feel Satisfied.

Scott-you my friend touched the finger of god last night!

Brett- I touched something, that's fo realllz

by HawtdadINhell January 24, 2012

salad fingers

salad fingers is a silly man who is just trying to make it in this world of nettles and rusty spoons.

"i want to marry all you gorgeous taps"
"the feeling of rust agains my salad fingers is almost orgasmic"

by katy luke March 31, 2005

finger blasting

aggressive finger banging of a vagina.

I was finger blasting some girl in the middle of the party.

by Meat Drapes August 14, 2009

finger eleven

An awesome band from Burlington, Ontario formerly known as The Rainbow But Monkeys. Contrary to popular belief, they are not nu metal and their name has nothing to do with dicks. They have three albums out: Tip, The Greyest of Blue Skies, finger eleven, and they have some good songs such as Above, Drag You Down, Good Times, Absent Elements, etc.

The band consists of:

Scott Anderson-vocals
James Black-guitar
Rick Jackett-guitar
Sean Anderson-bass
Rich Beddoe-drums

Stupid Guy: finger eleven sucks!

Me: Why?

Stupid Guy: cuz One Thing is a crappy song.

Me: Is that the only song by them you've heard?

Stupid Guy: Yeah.

Me: That's why you think that way.

Stupid Guy: Oh.

by mista conspiracy June 23, 2005

banana fingers

A spoof of the online cartoon "Salad Fingers", the main character is Banana fingers. Another character is Hubert Cucumberdale, spoof of Hubert Cumberdale.

"You taste delicious. You taste fantastic! You taste like popcorn."-Banana Fingers

by Yonnie December 09, 2004