call the orphanage

to call the orphanage and tell them to take someone away. this person can be anywhere between the ages of fetus-rotting corpse. RAWR XP

if you shit yourself one more time i'm gonna call the orphanage

by sexybeastbbq February 14, 2020

Simp call

When a female posts something online in the hope that some man of poor will will satisfy her

"Oh my god i feel so insecure right now, i'll simp call to get attention"

"Did you see Frank's comment on that girl's selfie?

-"Looks like he fell for the simp call

by Nenets June 23, 2020

“call the law”

Phrase used by elder southern folks (usually women) meaning to call the police.

“Don’t come back here or I’ll “call the law”

by TTGRAMMAR July 23, 2022

Call Inertia

The inertia or hesitations involved in calling someone especially when things become awkward or after a breakup.

We don’t talk anymore like we used to and I feel there is a lot of call inertia ,especially after things became awkward after the breakup .

by NinjaNIKUNJ June 27, 2022

Rat calling

GogoogaaagoogugugaogoooogAaadgggioooaaagguuoooaagggggaaoouuggaaaaaAaGOOGGAAA- the beauty of rat calling

Rat calling :
*being cat called* now it’s your time to rat call them back

“GogoggogagaugaugegegugagagaugaugGaga

by MeRePa September 2, 2022

Rat calling

Guagaugagugaugaugugagagagauguggagaggugugagag

Me love rat calling

Rat calling :

*being cat called *so u rat call back

“GagauggiguagauaguigaiagugugagagagGAgauagauGugA”

by MeRePa September 2, 2022

call of the wild

When all of sudden, out of nowhere, you get the urge to take a shit

You: Sorry buddy, I’ve got to go. I’ve got the call of the wild.
Buddy: Which call?

You: A shit.
Buddy: I thought you meant to masturbate.
You: Piss off I need a shit. Goodbye.

by FlatCapWolf October 26, 2022