American Pie

A timeless song by Don McLean, which was soiled when some horny bastards made a movie that disgraces it.

I'm listening to American Pie now!

by Zach G. January 20, 2004

american eagle

most people think that people who shop at american eagle want to fit in, but that's not true. people sometimes think that they don't have enough money to shop at abercrombie, so they shop here. american eagle has really cute stuff.

i love their clothes. they have the cutest skirts that you can wear for any occasion. they also have really cute jeans. i love their jeans because any figure can fit those jeans w/ a good fit.

by <3 liz March 24, 2005

great american

1.to be in agreement with Sean Hannity
2.caller on the Sean Hannity show.
3.a mocking term of right wing fanatics.

After the caller of the hannity show was done speaking Sean replied,"thank you for a great american."

by dave anderson October 31, 2004

American Rugby

The correct name for the sport Americans mistakenly call football. The ball and rules of the game themselves being based on English Rugby, which itself evolved from football when a guy decided he wanted to try carrying the football instead of kicking it. Thus shape of football which was round so that it would roll on the ground when kicked was changed into a shape more conducive to being held in the hands.

“Keith was a star quarterback on his high schools American Rugby team.”

by OkayOque April 27, 2021

American Sidewinder

The american sidewinder is a sexual act in which one person lays flat and still, while the other, inserts the penis of the male participant into an orifice of choice and then proceeds to move in a way similar to that of of a sidewinder, gyrating the hips from side to side and undulating the entire body..

I wish Anne Marie would let me do an american sidewinder with her.

by AufulPerson69 June 19, 2017

american macaron

A vagina in yoga pants, especially colorful yoga pants. A reference to the colorful french cookie that looks very similar.

I went to yoga in the park, but showed up late. It was beautiful seeing all those American macarons saluting the sky.

by faireOwl April 23, 2015

American Autism

A harmful mental illness that is spread by Americans, which encourages other Americans and as well as non Americans to force retarded American ideals/ways of behaving onto others

"Don't mind Jay, he has American Autism."

by Pussysmasher 9000 January 15, 2021