EX-PIONAGE-
When you're doin (what you feel to be) covert operations, checkin up on your ex. Being super annoying trying to make yourself apart of their life. Taking candid pics of them when they dont see you're there; stalking them from the shadows. Friending them on Facebook, twitter and bugging the hell out of them on all social networking sites. And getting all your friends and their friends to try to get you to reminisce about past moments in an attempt to give ya'll the chance to "catch up". Move the fuck on already!! They'res a fucking reason ya'll ain't together. An crazy ex stuff like this is one of them.
When you're doin (what you feel to be) covert operations, checkin up on your ex. Being super annoying trying to make yourself apart of their life. Taking candid pics of them when they dont see you're there; stalking them from the shadows. Friending them on Facebook, twitter and bugging the hell out of them on all social networking sites. And getting all your friends and their friends to try to get you to reminisce about past moments in an attempt to give ya'll the chance to "catch up". Move the fuck on already!! They'res a fucking reason ya'll ain't together. An crazy ex stuff like this is one of them.
Guy1"Dude she won't leave me alone"
Guy2 "Who? "
Guy1 "Gwen, she thinks shes being slick donning that thrench coat and glasses but shes been following me for days"
Guy2 "Dang man she really needs to stop that ex-pionage shit, doesn't she know you've moved on?"
Guy2 "Who? "
Guy1 "Gwen, she thinks shes being slick donning that thrench coat and glasses but shes been following me for days"
Guy2 "Dang man she really needs to stop that ex-pionage shit, doesn't she know you've moved on?"
by The Vagrant Vanguard May 20, 2016
Get the Ex-pionagemug. 1. a boy who you used to know. a boy who owned your heart and still does. it hurts you every time you think about him because you’ll never be over him. and when you try to move on because you’re told to, it feels wrong to hold someone else or kiss someone else. he is unbelievable perfect but you were so lost in him to realise you were hurting him and he blames himself. you probably won’t get out of bed for a while after breaking up and you’ll need lots of comfort food. a piece of you will always be with him, the times you shared. the special moments all gone because he needs a break. you broke him. so one day you try and fix shit but you only drift further apart and your whole world is being ripped from underneath you. you lose yourself and can’t breathe. i want him back.
by emo55678 March 4, 2019
Get the ex-boyfriendmug. 
Nik is a blonde overweight man in his twenties, Nik is the kind of guy to groom young girls on VrChat and unknowingly get minors into a polyamorous relationship and send disgusting messages via discord. Nik also works for Fed Ex and lives with his mother who is very clearly sick and tired of him. Nik needs to move out, get help, get a life and stop being a discord mod.
Person 1: Oh my gosh did you hear what that guy did to her
Person 2: Yes, they are such a Nik from fed ex!!
Person 2: Yes, they are such a Nik from fed ex!!
by NiksBiggestHater August 23, 2025
Get the Nik From Fed Exmug. When an ex of your current boyfriend tells you about their relationship and what he did wrong or right.
Person 1: Oh, I'm dating Brian.
Person 2: What!? He's a bad kisser.
Person 1: Thanks for the ex-plainin'.
Person 2: What!? He's a bad kisser.
Person 1: Thanks for the ex-plainin'.
by Sammie817 March 10, 2009
Get the Ex-Plainin'mug. by addylade October 30, 2020
Get the National hit your ex up daymug. by ur moms gay :3 December 16, 2021
Get the Exmug.