You know what it is. The boner that happens the second the bell rings to end math class. I guess the linear functions get us all hot and bothered.
Teacher: Can you do problem 4?
Student: ....I have the math class boner.
HOLY SHIFT. CHECK OUT THE ASYMPTOTE ON THAT MOTHER FUNCTION.
Dat mass.
Student: ....I have the math class boner.
HOLY SHIFT. CHECK OUT THE ASYMPTOTE ON THAT MOTHER FUNCTION.
Dat mass.
by JohnLevine April 14, 2011
A piece of Internet humor involving mathematical word problems set in an urban context, involving murder, drugs, and prostitution. Real teachers have gotten in trouble for giving this test to students, which they probably deserved due to their stupidity.
Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. If there are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls has Hector knocked up?
by Ed April 03, 2005
An exxageration to make something look like a success. Something that people do who don't try as hard as the rest of us. Someone said that there were well over a million people at the million man march when they were actually less than 400,000.
A: There is no way that he drank that many beers, he's using his million man math again.
B: Typical for his kind.
B: Typical for his kind.
by sneekix November 23, 2006
Sex in math terms, it goes
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And pray you don’t multiply
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And pray you don’t multiply
Person 1- “dude I totally did high school math with Brittany”
Person 2- “what’s that”
Person 1- “you read the definition I really don’t need to tell you”
Person 2- “what’s that”
Person 1- “you read the definition I really don’t need to tell you”
by Imreallydumbokay February 19, 2019
by The OG birb October 28, 2016
When you have syphilis and can't control you're urge to go to the school bathroom and beat off to a math buddy that is thick.
by Joe Namath January 31, 2019
Provocative or subversive math questions set by allegedly mean or wicked educators in Hong Kong, whose aim is to brainwash students, by sowing the "seed of instability" in the once-democratically free colonial city and across totalitarian China.
A middle school teacher in Xinjiang was sent to a reeducation camp for two years after he’s found guilty of setting some sheep-and-wolves math questions, one of which is the following: “In a village, a pack of eight wolves have encircled a pen that encloses a hundred and ten sheep. Guesstimate how many sheep could lose their lives before the shepherd and his two assistants arrived on the scene to rescue his flock.”
by Fasters September 10, 2022