Textploited

To be exploited through text messaging.

Bree: Andrew! I'm ruined!
Andrew: Why?
Bree: I've been textploited by Logan about me making out with Craig!

by Breeleigh93 October 16, 2011

texting person

someone (most probably emotionally unavailable) who relies on electronic forms of communication with other people...sometimes even afraid to talk on the phone...perhaps someone who wants to hide something (e.g. beaing a cheater)

Please do not text me, I am not a texting person. Can you please call me when you are ffree?

by Bartholomew78 January 2, 2012

Texas Wet Step

Involves wearing a Texas catheter (condom style urinary catheter) and concealing it in your pants, sock and shoe. A hole is cut in the soul of the shoe permitting exit of the catheter tube. Ideal for work when you are unhappy with the general environment. One can soil the elevator carpeting on the way up and mingle around the office during the day causing the unpleasant aroma of urine. It can be utilized at will but don't cause suspicion by drinking water all day long.

I was written up and got a pay cut all in the same day so later that week after a trip to the medical supply store, I did the Texas Wet Step for some discrete revenge.

by Bugsy McDingle December 7, 2012

Textual Harassment

Sending an anonymous text message to a random person with a revealing picture and a sexual-like message.

Origin: Tosh.0 Season 5 episode 1

(sexy pic)
message: plus you makes 3

receiver:hey that was a Textual Harassment

by gorrillawarfare February 7, 2013

Texas Dust Bowl

The act of inserting one's penis into another man's anus while wearing a dry, expired condom and using no extra lubricant. Results in severe rectal chafing and in some cases, bloody stool.

Met this guy at a club last night and he gave me the best Texas Dust Bowl of my life. I just can't sit down.

by TexasDustBowl2 January 8, 2014

texting stutter

When you try to type a word multiple times and you keep hitting the wrong letters and your auto-correct refuses to help you.

During texting:

Me: "deinstitutklajflk"
Me: "deinstidkjlakfl"
Me: "deinstitutionallkdjfioj"
Me: "DEINSTITUTIONALIZATION!"

Bob: Wow- what a texting stutter.

by unicorns4lyfe February 17, 2014

Texas Titty Tip

Where a group of people continuously push an obese kid on the ground without letting them get off of the ground. Thus forcing them to get very angry and scream until forced to cry.

The man wanted to go Texas titty tip his wife on the deck of the the cruise ship.

by Commander Jermaine March 11, 2014