Testiculas-mitotisome

The act of when your single testicle goes into a state of mitosis and morphs into the two all men should have today.

"Why does Mikey only have one ball?"
He dick hasn't hit the testiculas-mitotisome stage yet
"Ah gotcha"

by BitmapRGB December 22, 2019

testivomit

A common occurrence coming from religious people, particularly Mormons, when confronted with conflicting history of their beliefs. When they can’t refute anything you present, they vomit their testimony all over you.

After arguing back and forth about inconsistencies in her Mormon church history, my sister testivomited all over me

by Screaming Old Man January 17, 2021

Testicularitis

A Disease in males that stops sperm production and increases calcium in kidneys

My Nigga Has Testicularitis

by Ball Desease May 7, 2021

Testicle University

The only university with a moving flag

69,000 $ in tuition
69% acceptance rate

O testicles, o testicles, o testicles in my university

No girls allowed, no girls allowed, at Testicle University

by Bob AC July 10, 2021

testie

A single semi-insult word for calling someone a ball sack.

You’re such a testie!

by ilovemilves August 25, 2021

testicle breathing

Breather deeply into your balls, imagine your testicles expanding like lungs. When you exhale imagine your testicles deflating like your lungs would. Most men never breathe into their balls consciously. This simple practice can be used to stimulate your sex energy and begin to rotate it around the micro-cosmic orbit.

Testicle breathing helps before having sex

by what_am_i_doing_with_my_life September 18, 2021

Testicular Psychiatrist

One who can communicate with testicles. Also know as a ball whisperer.

Guy1: Yesterday, my balls were sweaty so I went to a Testicular Psychiatrist. He calmed them down and now they’re not sweaty anymore.

Guy2: I sure as hell need to see a ball whisperer my balls have been giving me trouble for months.

by Leprechaun Circle Jerkle October 7, 2021