tech spec

A Technical Specialist, e.g. A Computer Programmer

'The Tech Spec Came Round Today To Fix The Computer'

by 100walrus December 29, 2006

techietard

One who is completely lacking technology knowledge.

Dude, can't you even send a text message? You are such a techietard!

Or

I have never met anyone so techietarded, the keyboard has to be plugged into the PC for it to work, okay?!

by kayodei December 23, 2007

techdependant

When a person all the time relies on other people instead of reading the manual or help section to help figure out a tech device.

This is the forth time this week. You have to stop being so techdependant. The power button is on the front of the device, yes, remember, push it in with your finger, then release.

My phone has a camera and a Bluetooth and I can get email and listen to music, I just wanted a cell phone. Not to be so techdependant but could you show me how to use all those?

by When a line is not a line. August 19, 2009

techblock

When an electronic device is used as a shield from flirting. For example, when an opportunity occurs (eye contact, adjacent sitting), the potential person shifts attention to their gizmo (fiddling on an iPod, texting on cellphone, opening a netbook).

Paul: "Tom, why don't you say something to that cute redhead?"
Tom: "She already techblocked me when I looked over at her & smiled, then she whipped out her smartphone"

by infuzion July 20, 2010

Tech disabled

State of someone who, on a temporary or permanent basis, has lost access to a modern means of communication.

I lost my mobile phone and my laptop, I'm tech disabled.

I'm planning a trip to the Gobi Desert, but I will be tech disabled there.

by Epsylon April 15, 2010

techierection

The term techierection originated in the Silicon Valley with the technology boom of 2010. This word describes the physical changes that arise in a man's genitals when he views internet pornography. When speaking strictly about sexual predators in the workplace, this term is used to describe the erection they achieve while fantasizing about other members within their organization.

Pronunciation: "tek-e-rek-shun"

Tom feels a techierection creeping on when he cyber stalks fellow employees and fantasizes about anal penetration.

by Sarah Sue 215 December 11, 2010

tech dad

Someone who wears a tech company backpack, jeans, and either a tech company t-shirt, polo, or jacket. Middle-aged or has a mature air, often wears glasses. Often talks techie gadgets, computer science, startups, or more computer science. Usually very responsible.

Vivek always wears that one tech jacket--what a tech dad!

by techpro March 13, 2015