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Tear Up Some Ceramic 

When you need to piss so incredibly bad, that you may possibly tear up the cermamic of the toilet / urinal. Replaceable with phrases such as, "I'm going to carve my name in that ceramic!". This phrase is commonly used when letting go enormous amounts of urine while out for a night of drinking.
I need to piss real bad after all that drinking, nevermind breaking the seal, I'm going to tear up some ceramic.

I really need to tear up some ceramic; I may even carve my initals in that toilet.

tear up the town

go out (usually involves heavy partying), have a great time
Some friends came to visit from out of state and we tore up the town! We hit up three bars before heading back to my place and playing Avalanche until 7 AM.

I'm so excited about the bachelorette party for Susan, we're gonna tear up the town, all the plans are ready for a night of fun she won't forget.
tear up the town by KikiBeat October 17, 2015

Youth and Tear Gas

A Omaha, Nebraska based hardcore street punk band with songs that bring attention to issues such as globalization, racism, America's opressive use of power and many other issues.
Youth and Tear Gas

The Devil's Teardrop 

A sex act involving anal penetration lubricated with the saliva produced after eating hot cinnamon candies.
It was going surprisingly well for a first date, but when she asked for the Devil's Teardrop I was taken aback; that's third-date stuff.
The Devil's Teardrop by The Pix September 14, 2010

teargaslighting 

The act of tear gassing peaceful protestors with OC gas and then trying to gaslight your way out of it by saying that it was just a gas that causes tears, not tear gas.
Trump's teargaslighting the nation better backfire on him
teargaslighting by Romwell June 3, 2020
Word of the Day on June 8, 2020

Clown Tear

Occurs when a male ejaculates in a woman's eye and it runs down the woman's face. When accomplished, it makes the woman look as if she has tears rolling down her face.
I blew one right in Lara's eye the other night! I gave her a Clown Tear so thick, she was able to blow bubbles with it as it oozed over her mouth!
Clown Tear by James Milhowse November 26, 2010