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Thot Theory of the Fourth Dimension

Theory that states and defines the question of why men pop random boners.

The theory states that when you encounter an awkward/random boner in any given time or place, it is solely because in the fourth dimension, a thot is riding you, but in result of the natural phenomenon being in another dimension, you cannot witness this firsthand with your own eyes. The only physical act you feel is having a random boner.

There have been numerous cases of people who believe they can perceive the fourth dimension, that have "witnessed a thot ride them" in a location where no one could gain access to in the real world, such as a house or bedroom.

Other encounters include people stating that these mythical thots riding them "so hard they almost pulled me into another realm of concience and time".
"Man, why do I always pop a random boner in class?"
"Woah man, your out-of-dimension-thot is into that kinky school girl stuff"
"Out-of-dimension-thot?"
"Yeah man, have you ever heard of The Thot Theory of the Fourth Dimension?"
by MushroomTippedHead5000 December 2, 2017
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the fuck

Short for why/who/what/ the fuck
1:I killed your girlfriend.
2:The fuck you do that for?

1:It's Dingleberry McJohnson.
2:The fuck is that?

1: I'm going to identify the covalent bonds.
2: The fuck are those?
by Scrubmaster February 16, 2009
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The Fat and the Furious

A movie featuring a fat Latin girl(as most ghetto Latin girls) and a furious black girl( as most angry black women on the train in NYC). This movie has not been release yet, but if I become rich one day I will finance the production of this movie and invite a bunch of New York Times liberals to watch.
Tyrese: I went to Cocoa Club last night and most of the girls were Latin and Black.

Tyrone: Oh, you mean The Fat and the Furious. Typical of them.
by The Man who Knew Too Much September 25, 2011
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capture the fag

Two or more sets of teams of gay men search for opposing teams designated "fag keeper" and run back to their team camps to gangbang "fag keeper". First team to yell out "i fucked the neighborhood whore!" wins the game
Gay pass time children's games capture the fag
by neighborhood whore August 23, 2011
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Flicking the fava

Much like "flicking the bean" in the sense that it is a condition which afflicts many sufferers of OCD, nymphs of the female variety, pubescent females, and millions of undersexed women from around the world. Those who flick the fava had once started off by flicking their bean. Gradually and after much time has been put in to much vigorous flicking, the bean becomes enflamed to the point that it resembles a fava, and in extreme cases, very small male genitalia.
Higz: Has anyone else noticed the huge camel toe Saba is sporting in her latest swimwear photos?

Pax: Gday mate. I reckon Saba has been flicking the fava non-stop since you sent her your cock pics. Either that, or Saba actually has a dick...?
by Higzy Teflon November 29, 2010
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chucky cheese in the face ass nigga

to have huge front teeth, or to smell like pizza and children
look at maleek, that huge toothed chucky cheese in the face ass nigga
by lil franksta November 7, 2011
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THE FOG IS COMING

Jake- Bro the fog is coming
John- the fog will consume you, foolish mortal. Do not resist
by fog-herald March 9, 2022
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