Strain Flexing

When I person tries to appear more buff than they are by flexing harder than they should.

Person1: did you see Steve trying to impress those girls?
Person2: yeah you could tell he was Strain Flexing.

by Buntastic July 7, 2010

straining viper

when somebody pops a giant boner while lifting weights

michael you got a straining viper right now

by BALL_zak July 9, 2010

Straints

The best/tryhard Xbox player in the world. Better than MLG or anyone in gamebattles!

Straints is too good for MLG

by Big Papi Chulo February 26, 2011

stranger hoes

random bitches one seeks when trying to get one's D' wet

Guy #1: I want to get my D' wet
Guy #2: You got to go get some stranger hoes

by Expert Ho Getter June 12, 2011

Stranger Flip Cup

A variation on flip cup where each player flips and drinks with his/her non-dominant hand.

get ready, next round we're playing stranger flip cup.

by colgate360 November 24, 2011

Stearnsin

Multitasking while drunk and thinking your doing a good job but really your not, either to or almost at epic fail status the next day.

Person 1: Last night i had too much to drink so i was Stearnsin between my homework, facebook, ipod, and texting

Person 2: Oh so howd that turn out?

Person 1: Well while headbanging to my ipod i texted my gf telling her i could fuck her in half, but it sent to my mom, i put some pictures on facebook im not to proud off, and i wrote my 5 page spanish paper in englsh.

by ginganinja101 November 30, 2011

Strange Train

When someone has no self respect or standards and solely hooks up with a string of women he does not know or care to know. Generally a douche bag.

Friend 1, "Man, Jeff sure has been hooking up with a lot of random woman"
Friend 2, "yea, he has really been riding the strange train lately"

"Fucking guy has been on the strange train for a solid month now.

"Wow, he really jumped back on the strange train after his break-up"

by Texas Blouses January 8, 2014