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Stoner Movie

Movies involving drugs (mainly marijuana). All people do in these movies are smoke weed and make corny jokes and stupid pranks which are not funny. Only stoners watch these movies mainly and these movies never win any awards because they just suck and not many people want to watch them.

There is absolutely no sense of realism in these movies. If people who play the characters in the movies actually come to life, then they would be ignored in real life and shunned down for their stupidity and lack of intelligence.
Person 1: Hey man, wanna hang out at travis's place and watch Half Baked?

Person 2: Whats that?

Person 1: A Stoner Movie

Person 2: No thanks, you stoners go ahead and enjoy the 'comic' action.
by WhyDiesel June 30, 2009
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Sovereign Citizen

A government official, especially law enforcement officers, who believes they are not subject to the laws of their State.
That cop os a Sovereign Citizen, he thinks he can just park in a handicapped spot to go into the store for 'just a minute'.
by N0K71RN4L August 8, 2021
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Stoner

A generally happy (strictly when high) person who wastes every last penny on "grass", figures out the universe and finds meaning to life like WHOA WHAT IF WE'RE ALL IN A COMPUTER GAME. A person who constantly and insecurely tells everyone around them all the positive effects of smoking marijuana such as how it takes away nausea when you have cancer (probably from marijuana) and ignores the long list of serious health risks it poses.
Hey, look over there how weed has forced those stoners to apply at the local gas station for a job in order to pay for their hobby.
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stoner

someone who throws stones at fellow stoners
Those boys threw rocks and hit thatfat black man in the mouth; hence they are stoners.
by CraZy February 7, 2004
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Stoner

a stoner i a person who enjoys smoking that sweet sweet ganja (example; me) we often get picked on because of our typical social status or our income. and those people can suck my dick man fuck them fuckin im smokin right now fuck them man i can do what i want its better than booze! <.< fuck you >.< man LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!!!!!!!!!!!
i am the RedEyedDemon i am on a holy mission to bring justice to this cruel world every please support my cause and post this in your examples and sigs everywhere "EVERYONE GO GET A SMOKING UTENSIL AND PROCEED TO SMOKE A BOWL IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER!!!!" STONERS EVERYWHERE UNITE AND SMOKE WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
by RedEyedDemon July 19, 2009
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stoner

One who does cannibisfamily drugs (such as marijuana and hashish)habitually, and exibits a constant behavior of being high.
Bug's friends found out he was a stoner after he was arrested for drug use.
by suzy que May 13, 2005
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Stoner boner

When a man smokes dope, and as a result gets aboner, or can't control his sexual urges.
(Everyone in the examples is high as a kite)
Lexi: I gotta go-o-o you guys. Byebyeeee!!!
Robert: Hahahahaha okay. Can I have a hug?

Lexi: Ye-eah! Hahaha
(They hug)

Lexi: LULULULUL ROBERT GOT A STONER BONER! HAHAHAHA
Robert: HAHAHAHHAH I CAN'T HELP IT!
Bystanders: *nervous laugh*
by pseudonym potatonym May 26, 2010
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