steven michael

An angry person that has yet to come out of he closet despite the fact that everyone suspects it.

Dude you know Steven Michael will joust a dude

by Realslinshady December 7, 2016

Steven

The biggest fucking douchebag in the world. Tiniest dick in existence. And the most unloyal friend. Thinks he's good at sports.

Steven: did you see me make that lay up? who do you think is the best player on A team?

everyone: no one fucking cares

by owen eddy March 19, 2018

Steven

The lamest root you will ever encounter. Kissing? Dont bother.

Aint nothing sexy ever came from a stevens.

Laura: "oohh.. that guy's a bit alright"
Sharn: " No. No stevens"

by K2DaC June 9, 2018

steven

what most chinese people name their kids in america

(asian boy) hi my names steven

by 1227736218L March 4, 2019

Steven

Fat fucking whale that will eat all the twinkies in your house.

John: Did you see Steven today?
Derrick: Of course I did how couldn’t you? He’s the size of fucking Russia!

by Mclovinit2001brotha May 21, 2019

Steven

A fucking vegetable that likes anime

That guy was such a Steven

by Buttfucker99 June 16, 2019

Steven Vazques

the most amazing guy ever :)
he is really funny
super nice, sweet
gorgeous

loves bouncy balls and playdo

owes me a burrito :)

always cheers me up

hyper random

is always on urban dictionary (well not always but still):)
words cant even describe him <3

really good a drawing super smart

etc etc i can go on for hours :)

wow i wish i could be like Steven Vazques

by wtf:) September 1, 2010