The Screen Savers

Tech TV show for people who would never pass as techies.

They teach idiots how to cut and paste. Sometimes, they tell you how to do something wild, like change your video card . . . then forget to mention voltages.

Then, they encourage the stupid to try bigger things themselves, thus drumming up business for computer shops.

TechTV is for people who can't handle a soldering iron.

I was watching The Screen Savers, and they showed me how to attached multiple JPEGs.

by Huhk February 19, 2004

Captain Save a Ho

Someone that comes in when a girl is way drunk and saves them from passing out and trys to make out with them.

Shaniqua was about to pass out and Damien saved her and ate her vagina.

by Fat Shaw May 13, 2005

to save your sinking Titanic

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester

mom: go do your homework

son: go away. im off to a friend's house

mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic

by Crazy Uncle Dimma October 2, 2020

No Shave November

no-shave November is a way of raising awareness for testicular and prostate cancer. They do this by simply not shaving, it would make more sense the other way around and shave it off, since that's what people with cancer have to deal with. Also, this is the laziest way to fund a charity, typical men. But, all jokes aside cancer is a serious thing. So, you would think men would run marathons and sell blue colored products that a percentage of the sales are donated to the cause. But instead people actually pay to help support a guys effort in growing hair!Personally I think this is bullshit! There is a tragedy many female Americans have to go through, one like myself.In the U.S their is a holiday called Thanksgiving usually towards the end of November. By celebrating Americans traditionally have a huge feast with family members and loved ones. You can see how this can be quite gruesome if you have a family member or loved one sitting across the table with a nasty ass beard with drips of gravy, turkey, mashed potatoes, milk from the morning and you completely lose your appetite. Or another family member sitting next to you passing you the dish of your mothers delicious stuffing you have been craving all day and then his beard brushes the top of the breaded spices of yumminess. And all of sudden your holiday is ruined yet again and everything you are thankful for is taken from you by no shave November.

My brother ruined thanksgiving for me by participating in no shave November.

by PaulettaRoberta November 3, 2013

SaveDefBank

Eagle Scout Project:

Hooking up with the mother of all hideous females, one beyond the classification of "community service". To fuck this girl you must be as selfless as an Eagle Scout.
"That fat chick over there, man she is oooogly, thats a fuckin eagle scout project if i ever saw one."

A user said this is hateful: "on behalf of the Boy Scouts of America and those who hold the honor of being called an Eagle Scout.....this is a disgrace....if only America was coming back to the values scoutng never left..."

LOL, let's face it. This definition is to precious to lose. Everyone who wants to save a definition add it here!

by Duh-Duh-Duh-DONKEY PUNCHA! Megaman Oldies back in the day February 6, 2005

scavenger hump

Searching through one's black book, facebook contacts, caller ID logs, etc. for easy sex partners.

Last night I got so horny that I actually scavenger humped Jane. Oy! The shame!

by jfray2 June 25, 2010

scavengerous

The quality or attribute describing of one who searches for and collects discarded items.

The old wretch had scavengerous hands that brooded over the kitchen table snatching up all the cupcakes left over from Little Suzy's birthday party.

by Walter Rosenberg January 20, 2011