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Theory of Stan

The theory that when all else fails and there is nothing you can do to make a situation better, you should just fuck it. The phrase was first spoken by the mighty and wise Stan to a clingy ex-girlfriend relating her woes. After Stan had carefully observed the story, he related his advice. Just Fuck it.
Girl: "I just can't get over him. He broke my heart and I still love him."

Stan: "Fuck it, Lynn. Just fuck it. So says the Theory of Stan."
by Matt O'Neilll March 1, 2010
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Slip and Stamp

When you have dry mouth, so you shove your dick in your mailperson's mouth and then rub it on the stamp.
Shit dude, I had some insane dry mouth yesterday, so when I sent that letter I had to slip and stamp it.
by Kacheek55843 September 5, 2013
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Ballin' Like Stalin

When you ball so hard it's as if you're the man of steel himself.
Christo: "Did you see Michael Jordan in the basketball game last night, he was on fire, he was Ballin' Like Stalin."
Tim: Yeah b, yeah."
by FangStix March 11, 2016
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eyes are on the stars

Oh humanity, our feet may be in the mud, but our eyes are on the stars!
Humans have humble origins, our feet may be in the mud, but our eyes are on the stars!
by I, Wreckerrr July 4, 2021
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instagram stalking

The action of scrolling through someone’s Instagram account and pictures but not liking any of them, simply just to see them. This is especially used by a person who happens to like someone. They use this tactic to learn more about their crush.
I have a crush on the guy and instagram stalking is the only way I get to see him.
by Ihaterunningbutitsallgood November 21, 2017
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Starco

A ship name for two Disney characters Star and Marco from the show Star vs the Forces of Evil
Many fans agree and enjoy this ship.

THE BEST SHIP EVER IMAGINED, IT SHOULD BE BLESSED such a sweet and happy ship
" Hey you know the show svtfoe?"
"Ye has the ship Starco, best ship EVER"
"I agree"
by Bonbondabest May 6, 2019
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standing here I realise

the new ora ora sound when punching an immovable object fast originated from an MGR meme
anyone getting punched
memers: STANDING HERE I REALISE
by Natsumi Shwarz best girl March 21, 2022
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