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head for Splitsville

to BE ABOUT to split up or break up with one's boy/gilrfriend
to get divorced from one's husband/wife SOON

The expression is used in a rather funny, joking or kidding context, referring to the unfortunate and rather dramatic fact of an imminent break-up/split-up/divorce.
An old man's parents head for Splitsville and he is scared.
by Skinswatcher February 19, 2010
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The spit in spit-roast

The spit in spit-roast is two guys's dicks fucking another guy in his mouth and asshole.
My roomies in my pod gave me The spit in spit-roast last night!
by eda-skip March 6, 2022
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spit or swallow?

this should be the first question in every male female relationship.
a guy;Hey Zach Thomas you spit or swallow? zach;Swallow of course.
by jl January 22, 2004
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Banana Splits

The Banana Splits--four zany animals-- were the hosts of this children's variety hour which first aired in 1968. The Banana Splits features cartoons, live action and no violence.
Did you see that episode of the Banana Splits last night?

Hell no, the Banana Splits have been off air since the '70s, idiot.
by Chris Dixon April 18, 2005
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The Splits

When one's urine stream is divided/diverted in > 1 direction.
The challenge is to recognize it quickly & get the majority if not all of the urine in the toilet bowl. Piss shivers have the same effect.
Whoa, in the middle of the night I had a wicked case of the splits & peed all over the floor, wall & toilet.
by TMoneyID April 5, 2010
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spit and save

It is when a woman is giving head and she takes the load in her mouth then, spits it in a glass and save it for later.
Tyron: Fuck man, dis bitch be sayin im her babys daddy.
Jamal: You aint usin a rubber?
Tyron: Naw the bitch spit and saved.
Jamal: Then she put that funky spunk in her snatch?
Tyron: Yea dat bitch is KRAZY cuz, my junk wasn't gettin in that nast RedRhonda. dat bitch is a fukin B!
by MICHELLEINMICHIGAN May 9, 2007
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urinal-splits

The wide-based stance men must take at a urinal to avoid splashback, sprinkle-toes, or a pool of urine on the floor.
In an effort to stay dry, I did urinal-splits and pulled my groin.
by VictorDSpoils October 11, 2009
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