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Slippery Icarus

During this intercourse method, both partners are soaked in olive oil from the neck down. (It is recommended that females put their hair up, because olive oil can look nasty in hair. If the male has long hair, he should do the same.)

The male will be above the female in almost a reverse tit-fuck position, and the female will push her arms back so that her shoulder blades are exposed. The male will then put his dick between the shoulder blades and begin thrusting. This should be easy, considering the two are covered in olive oil. Then, as the male is climaxing, he must flip her over and ejaculate between her tits. This is to represent the melting wax coming from Icarus's wings in the greek mythos.

This position can be harnessed during any lubricated fornication, and the male can go back and fourth from doggy style to slippery icarus.

*NOTE:
This method MUST be practiced in full sunlight, perhaps on a balcony or pool deck. The in the greek myth, Icarus used wings made of feathers and wax to escape from a huge tower surrounded by a labyrinth. Icarus flew to high, however, and the heat of the sunlight melted the wax and his wings fell apart. He eventually fell to his death.

tl;dr: Fuck a girl who's lubed up in between the shoulder blades and then jizz on her tits. Make sure it's in full sunlight.
John: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a slippery icarus yesterday.
Bill: Wow man. Your girlfriend always did have huge shoulder blades, it's about time she put them to good use!
John: Yeah, right?
by mephistopheles !kvKbCu6iqc March 11, 2011
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Slippery T

When You Lick Your Fingertips Then Touch Her Nipples, Sending A Cold Shiver.
If You Don't Stop Playing, I'll Have To Give You The Slippery T!
by Little T Big P May 8, 2019
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Stinky slipper

(n) when you are wiping with thin toilet paper, usually from the school, and you apply so much pressure to wipe that you slip and get poo all over you balls.
Guy:my gooch is crusty.

Guy1: why?
Guy: I pulled a stinky slipper.
by Cjames_dog September 8, 2011
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Supa Fly Hobo Slippin

all-american curling, only with greased-up hobos instead of rocks and inside of a mall instead of on the ice. possibly the greatest sport of all time.
Hey, let's go supa fly hobo slippin' at Landmark next thursday.
by the jack man April 24, 2003
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Sipped

Act of being intoxicated
Me and the boys are gonna go to the bar after work and get sipped up.
by Zed Donkey December 28, 2011
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Shipping

Pairing one person with another person, usually happens in TV shows and opular video games, like Xenoblade Chronicles, Pokémon and Zelda Games.
Me: I ship Elio X Lillie.
Shipper who ships lesbians: Well I ship Selene X Lillie that's better.
Shipper who ships gays: lol you guys are idiots Elio X Gladion is the best.
Me: Elio X Lillie is underrated, as should be canon. I really like them as a couple which links to Shipping am I becoming too meta?
by ShiningSunShipper August 6, 2018
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one sipper

one who only needs one sip of water to cure his cottonmouth from smoking marijuana. often the envy of his peers, the one sipper is also usually the life of the party.
Jim: "Hey John, is your throat dry? IM SOOO HIGHHH"

John: "Nah man, im straight."

Jeff: "Jim you ignorant slut, John is a one sipper"
by DaOneSippah November 23, 2009
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