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Skatefag

1. A skateboarder who also rides a Harley Davidson motorcycle to keep up with the latest trend. 2. A skateboarder who rides a fixed geared bicycle to keep up with the latest trend. 3. A skateboarder who can't just rip his/her skateboard but also has to grow a beard and/or mustache, to be cool and keep up with the latest trend. 4. A skateboarder who's style and grace carries no salvation so poser tactics are then added to their routine to ensure the approval of fellow "Skatefags". 5. A skateboarder who does anything the ASR (action sports retail) industry says is cool regardless of any pre-existing skills or talent, style and grace.
"Despite the loud slap of his lofty lean-to-tail and the amplified static of grinding the fire-cracker pool coping, Johnny could not get a sponsorship or get a date with the dirty girl from Oregon without being a Skatefag". (loud Harley Davidson riders are usually referred to as "fags")
by Antimarket October 27, 2010
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Skate

A date through skype. Skates usually happen once or twice a week to help the separation of a long distance relationship. They usually are for hours, since the time flies. <3
Guy: Hey you wanna have a skate tomorrow?
Girl: Of course, but I'd rather see you in person!

Guy: Well you know what they say, absence makes the heart grow fonder.
by m.m.g. January 21, 2011
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Skater

1. A really cute guy that usually hangs out at a skate park and skateboarding (go figure)

2. A hot guy who usually has long hair, wears skinny jeans, Vans, hoodies, etc.

3. Someone who is "real" and not self-conscious, tells it like it is. You can't fake that type of kick-ass personality. (Well, you can, but it's much too obvious)

4. Someone with a kick-ass smile and gorgeous eyes, but turns around and breaks your heart
"Skater" is a synonym for "heartbreaker"
by ThisBrokenCitySky January 11, 2009
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Skater

Skaters are total weirdoes!!!
They wear shity clothing and they all need a good slap!!
Some of em ave bits of metal sticking out of their faces such as there lips and nose and it looks crap!!!
and get this i no a skater hu has his belly-button pierced and im sorry but that really isnt right. i swear he must be gay or sumint cuz he looks like a total pussy!!
And whats with skating in the streets, now that really pisses me off!!! why cant they all fuck off to a skate park(no offence to the skaters who already use the skate park)!!!
lets face it most girls including myself prefer to ave a guy that wears a nice pair of jeans that are tight round his ass and a shirt with the collar popped. None of this shit that skaters wear.
So to round off, i think that skaters need to sort themselves out!!!
Skater: Hiya Babe
Pretty girl: Fuck off you ugly skater scum!!!
by Britany September 29, 2004
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Punk rock skater

Someone who listens to bands like blink182 and greenday. wears baggy jeans and baggy tops, usualy a huddy with the name of one of the above bands on. skateboards.
cant think of one so meh!
by Gary September 28, 2004
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Pro Am Skater

Shit kids make up to look like a "kick ass skater"
Brandon : I'm totally pro am skater man!
John : shut up liar, your a poser!
by Solem4n October 12, 2007
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skater

pot smoking, baggy clothed scum who pollute the streets with grafitty because theyve got nothing better to do. They are a curse on humanitiy and should be purged ASAP
Fukin skaters

All skaters deserve to die!
by anonymous1923 August 25, 2006
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