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Bull shitting messer

Someone who wastes peoples time by generally taking verbal diarrhoea 99% of the time , they think they know everything but the more the bullshit the more you realise there full of crap
Bloody hell that Carlines at it again , non stop bullshit from moment I walked thru the door . Man he's such a bull shitting messer
by Thethruth13 October 22, 2023
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french sitting

My mate James a few years ago was in French class and while he was sitting down he pulled down just the backside of his pants to let his butt free
Person 1: Hey mate, I'm French sitting
Person 2: Oh yes bro, that is so chill
by bigmadladjohnny November 1, 2023
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Just shitting my fello

What I’m doing right now
Just shitting my fello!”
by Labradoodle 2190 November 4, 2023
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Sphinx Shitting

When you shit in a yoga pose
I heard doing Sphinx Shitting relaxes your sphincter
by Seriouslywhohasthatname November 8, 2023
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taller sitting

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than 5 Shanghai phonebooks.
Gertrude is so damn fat that she's two inches taller sitting in a chair than she is when she's standing,
assuming that the chair doesn't collapse.
by Goofnut November 20, 2023
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Ankle sitting

Ankle sitting refers to a type of sitting where a person is in a chair, and has one of their leg folded over the other in a way where the ankle rests on top of the knee.

This term was coined in 2024 by youtuber project y.b.t.f.c., also known as Wiz.
A: What's your favorite sitting position?
B: Definitely ankle sitting. I love leaving no room for other people when I'm in public buses.
by HotRodDuncan's#1fan August 31, 2024
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Panic Settling

The concept that adult women with high relationship expectations (and usually daddy issues) quickly settle with a male partner often from a lower tier of dating brackets and/or lower pay grades. A phenomenon exacerbated by a stagnant economy, high inflation, and an inaccessible housing market, the Panic Settling Candidate will often lower her standards in order to open up opportunities like travel, home ownership, and any other milestones that can't be achieved alone.
"After years of unsuccessful dating and multiple attachment disorders, Sarah (Lawyer, 32) is panic settling with Phil, a low-level tech employee who is plateauing professionally and personally. Despite the lack of intellectual and even physical stimulation, Sarah is happy to finally be able to love post on Instagram and fly economy class to a cliché destination once a year."
by Don B. Cucumber September 2, 2024
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