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diddle the skittle

Revived back into popular culture from Seattle, Washington.

1. To touch the female genitals until orgasm
2. Female Masturbation
Sunday night I went to this party that was suppose to be a jump off but turned out to be sum bullshit. The only thing poppin at the party was the fact my ex was there and he wanted to diddle the skittle.
by Ashley Ashley January 2, 2008
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Skinny White Boy

You either know one or you are one… or both. Skinny White Boys (SWBs) love rap music (particularly Drake and Travis Scott), love showing off their “abs” and absolutely LOVE touching their hair. 80% of guys are Skinny White Boys in high school - there’s nothing special about them, and yet they seem to attract many girls. Contrary to popular belief, you do not need to be thin, Caucasian or male to be a Skinny White Boy. It is more of a personality trait.
Girl 1: I don't have a "type"

Girl 2: Yes you do
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Skinny White Boys
by iEatSpam May 13, 2019
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Skinny fat

When you skinny AF, and still got a sad, poochy, muffin-top, beer belly gut.
Damn, I'm skinny fat. I fit into a sweet size 4 , but when I take them jeans off and unleash my gut, I look like I'm 7 months preggers with twins.
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Bubby Skimmer

A lucky topped golf shot which rises no more than a foot off the ground - but straight down the middle of the fairway.

Originally developed by "Bubbs" the famous Melbage Cup golfer.
"Bugger me - he's only hit a Bubby Skimmer, the lucky git!"
by Rouseyboy November 15, 2006
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Brown skin girl

Browns skin girl’s skin is just like pearls. It’s the best thing in the world. Brown skin girls are the definition of beauty.
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Skidmore Complex

The Skidmore Complex is in effect when any of the following are true:

1) Unattractive men are able to freely and easily hook up with gorgeous, intelligent women.

2) Women are rejected by men who are less attractive than they are.

3) Those in attendance at a party are 30 women and two men.

4) All good looking college men are gay or taken (usually by a high school girlfriend).

5) Male Skidmore alumni are unable to attract women nearly as beautiful as the women they were able to in college.
The Skidmore Complex is most clearly observed at Skidmore College, but may occur at any small liberal arts college in which women outnumber men.
by skidmorescribner December 6, 2009
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waste of skin

A person so useless, worthless, and pointless that it's a shame they're taking up perfectly good skin some poor burn victim could be using.

See also waste of biomass, waste of carbon, waste of food, waste of life, waste of oxygen, waste of semen, and waste of space, but oddly enough not "waste of makeup", which is mostly used by... wastes of skin.
"Yeah, I stopped seeing Joe after I found out he evicted his grandmother from their duplex to rent it to some strippers he met at a titty bar. What a total waste of skin."
by Eva Lynn July 10, 2005
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