have shed, will travel

fairly popular adage over low-counties, england way.

stems from the crazy-popular fad around mid nineties for local heroes to give in to, wordly: Good, ditch all their property (recoup later) except ideally, their shed, but oftentimes some other household equipment, convert it to a motor vehicle and travel from land's end to John O'Groats, all along motorways all the way.

said fad came to a doleful end when one brave endeavorer try to make amphibious craft from a wash basin and cross to Orkneys - unsucessful. someone coulda died. tomfoolery!

so, sort of this term exudes the joys in realising potential whilst going nowhere fast.

a): you headin off to land's end on your arse on that settee?
b): oh, do moot me a point. nah the shuffle function on my i-pod might present a song ordering that represents a fate i'd prefer not to realise.

you, *eyes skyward*: have shed, will travel.

by silencut March 4, 2009

not the brightest tool in the shed

When u dumb as hell

Them: what's 1+12?
You: 300
Them: WTF dude you stupid or summin?
You: im not the brightest tool in the shed.
Them: u a stupid hoe

by KappaKeepo123 December 28, 2015

pumpkin seed

Any man under 5'8" with an orangish skin tone, usually of Brazilian descent.

"See you later, pumpkin seed!"

by Melba "Spanky" Toast July 30, 2008

seed

someone that did something wrong or bad; a bitch

You went behind my back again!You seed!

by tAyLoR jOhNsToN November 12, 2004

seed

1.) n.; an object with profound speed in midair
2.) adj.; referring to the great velocity and/or beauty of an object in midair. Many times used in conjunction with gem

1.) Fryman throws seeds.
2.) Wow, that was a seeding gem.

by kenenedy December 16, 2004

shed

see bwt

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Shed

being hell bent on destroying the garden with use of vicious sub buildings, which are obviously uncontrollable and evil (raised by satan). Also the meaning of a well ordered and formed excretion

Vinnie: What are you Doing?
TriB: Im shedding on youre garden got a problem?
Vinnie: No :( not really. Please be quiet

by TriBull September 18, 2007